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Google translator don’t have your english sorry :/

Maybe speaking it in english can help a little bit?

 
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If you typed that by hand, you need help =p

Mind you, I could read it, so I guess I need help too… lol

 
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Now try 9001.

 
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Just to help people out, I’ll translate. It took me about 2 minutes to read it:

I know most of you higher level people will call me a noob but I think that I have reached a benchmark in my KONGREGATE career. I have come a long way from level one, I’ve made many friends, and even more foes, I learned to accept moderators as my friends and not to think they will ban me for the fun of it. Yes it has been fun these last couple of months and I can’t wait till I am at an even better benchmark 3000. I guess I am only posting this to let the world know that I have joined the ranks of the leet.

 
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Pretty righteous.

 
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im on 9000 points.

my 9000th point went to the SuitedCriminal Dating Sim.

 
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Men once invented the shortbus. Now they invented the shortkeyboard.

 
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And he’s 99 to

 
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lol, 1337 points and he gets all that attention, what happened when i got 6666 points and nobody cared…. =(

Let me define noob for you from Panda dictionary (1st edition).

Noob 1

1. [derivatives][abbr.] newbie, inexperienced.

Ex. You are such a noob.

2. [noun] an idiotic person.

3. [slang][informal] stupid, ugly.

4. [archaic] cockroaches.

5. [vulgar][slang][informal] female’s genitals.

Noob 2

[abbr.] Natural Organic Obesity Bureau

Technically, you are a noob, not think you are.

Did the dictionary help you?

 
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He used a translator for that, I bet. >>

 
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albino black sheep tricked me to watch “You are an idiot!” and i gone it for the lulz

 
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He had to use a translator. if you typed that by hand you will recieve your award via mail in like a week dude.

 
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I used to be as good as him:

 
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Me or him? I read it just fine. >.> Typing it out would’ve taken me about 3x as long as a normal post.

 
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really was it nessecary

 
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By the way, that isn’t Leetspeak that’s semi-Leetspeak (Leetspeak is strict no-letter), and there are many mistakes…

 
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i see that noob has 2 definitions, pick one.

 
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Why is everyone mocking me for having 1338 points!? WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU!

 
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i have more than 1337 posts

 
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I’m OVER 9000!!!