Forums Off-topic

You go outside for some fresh air...

20 posts

Flag Post

Then some guy with a weird shaped skull grabs you and puts a gag on your mouth, then sleeper holds you…
You wake up in a pod… you look around and see alot of other transforming people
in these weird alien-like pods.. You attempt to break out, then the alarm goes off. The only weapon there is, is a simple knife. A lot of aliens with backward legs start running at you, while their mouth is dripping with blood… What the fuck do you do?

(Sorry, I’m bad at english.)

 
Flag Post

Stab myself.

 
Flag Post

Teleport back home.

 
Flag Post

Throw baby.

 
Flag Post

It’s time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I’m all outta gum.

 
Flag Post

Am I in Japan or something?

 
Flag Post

Wake up?

 
Flag Post
Originally posted by LavaStones:

Stab myself.

They regenerate your soul, then torture you for ever, and use you as a blood farm.

 
Flag Post

I use Poison Blink and get out of there while spamming regenerative healing.

Thank god I went with a Rogue/Wizard character.

 
Flag Post

I cut my pinkie finger off and try to make a bargain with it. With the marrow in the bones, they’ll be able to replicate more marrow and pretty soon, they won’t need to abduct humans.

 
Flag Post

:o

 
Flag Post
Originally posted by kingjamon:

:o

Think about it. What’s a missing pinkie finger compared to a life of being a blood farm?

 
Flag Post

True..

 
Flag Post

The Basic thing anyone would do, use a classic insult to distract them. My insult…

“Your birth Certificet (Or however the fuck you spell it) was a appolgy from a Condom factory. Then, I run.

 
Flag Post

Take all the babies as hostages, then say that if they won’t bring me home, I’ll kill the babies.

Also, I’ll give them a bit of blood.

 
Flag Post
Originally posted by DeathMetalLlama:

Wake up?

This made me laugh smile.

 
Flag Post

How come I didn’t beat the shit out of him and just let him sleeper hold me?

 
Flag Post

Realize I’m Leon from resident evil and kick some ass.

 
Flag Post
Originally posted by zhaymin_inc:

Realize I’m Leon from resident evil and kick some ass.

Then ashley appears. Just kidding I HATE ASHLEY

 
Flag Post

>Going outside

You can’t be serious.