You wake up

And all you can see is this, with this playing inside your head.
What do you do?

eat sausage

Don’t feel lick clicking link

Put the 12 gauge in my mouth and pull the trigger.
It’s the only option I see.

Originally posted by explainthatot:

eat sausage

You see corruption in front of you, and you black out, and you feel your body disappearing.

Originally posted by Raelito:

Originally posted by explainthatot:

eat sausage

You see corruption in front of you, and you black out, and you feel your body disappearing.

oh no
she swallowed me

I’ll press the B button.

Originally posted by cllazyman:

I’ll press the B button.

Nothing happens.

I’ll turn off the power switch.
Inb4death.
Inb4nothinghappens

fuck everything in sight btw wrong thread

Originally posted by cllazyman:

I’ll turn off the power switch.

Nothing happens.

Originally posted by Blood_Shadow55:

fuck everything in sight btw wrong thread

Huh?

this shpuld be in games section, i have sex w/ everything i sight

I click the New Game thing.

Pull out the batteries, and go back to normal life.

Originally posted by cllazyman:

I click the New Game thing.

You are now confronted with a naming screen.
What do you name yourself?

I name myself Raelito.

Originally posted by cllazyman:

I name my self xH34RTL3ss_S0ULx.

It stops at xH34R.
It appears that there is a 5 character limit.

I name myself Rae.

Originally posted by cllazyman:

I name myself Rae.

You are now on a pixelized boat, and a little girl named Tara tells you to go to the hull of the ship, because your father is waiting there.

I play a better game

I got to the hull of the ship and talk to my father.

Originally posted by cllazyman:

I got to the hull of the ship and talk to my father.

He stabs you in the head with a spear.
Silly billy, shouldn’t have followed the rules.

Originally posted by Raelito:

Originally posted by cllazyman:

I got to the hull of the ship and talk to my father.

He stabs you in the head with a spear.
Silly billy, shouldn’t have followed the rules.

I would have noticed if he was about to attack with a spear. Anyways, I’ll respawn and leave the boat in a smaller boat.