You're in class.

A strange elderly woman walks into your classroom and asks your teacher to see you. Your teacher says yes and points towards you. The elderly woman approaches you cautiously. She then leaves a purple piece of construction paper on your desk and leaves the classroom in a hurry before you can ask any questions. It is now up to you what you do with this purple piece of construction paper. What do you do with it?’

credit goes to theroflwaffle

Make a thread about it.

Fuck you, you stole my thread idea.

Draw on it, of course.

Make a paper airplane, duh

Read whatever is on it…

Make it into a paper airplane and throw it out the 2nd floor wndow.

Use it as toilet paper…

Eat it.

Examine it, see if it is waterproof, fireproof. Try to see if I can cut through people, experiment with it by rubbing it on my skin. All sorts of things.

I would eat it, barf it out, make a paper airplane, and throw it at your teacher. nuff said.

I’d get a pair of scissors and cut the shit out of that construction paper. I fucking love that sound.

You don’t actually need that many small tags in HTML. The text can’t get any smaller than five small tags will make it, at least on Kongregate. I’m not sure about other sites.

Shove it up my ass for money in a bet.

Eat it.

I would see if it’s magical.

I fap and see if she wants to have sex with me.

fap. ive never tried it with construction paper so id like to know how it feels because im too lazy to go buy some.

Originally posted by motormaxis:

I fap and see if she wants to have sex with me.

you ninja you.

Read it. What am I suppose to do with it?

Origami Flower Vase.

Turn it into an airplane and throw it back at her.

Originally posted by motormaxis:

I fap and see if she wants to have sex with me.

If there’s nothing on it then eat it, if there is then keep it.