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what is your fighting style?

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avatar for motormaxis motormaxis 2616 posts
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A: aggressive
B: defensive
C: swift
D: being a whiny little bitch about how fighting is bad.

 
avatar for Varluxio Varluxio 974 posts
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Drunken monkey

 
avatar for devourer359 devourer359 8460 posts
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C

 
avatar for AlextheGreat13 AlextheGreat13 15245 posts
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E. Mutually Assured Destruction.

 
avatar for PlainPat PlainPat 738 posts
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D
World Peace.

 
avatar for EPR89 EPR89 9014 posts
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A, B and C.
D if situation calls for it..

 
avatar for Immortal7777 Immortal7777 3947 posts
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Defensive and my karate teacher noticed that and said I should be more agressive then tactical because you get points for hitting the person you have to fight and first to 5 wins. I kind of blocked everything and only attacked when I saw the chance so I won a few,

 
avatar for Hallucent Hallucent 8618 posts
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Aggressive

The idea is to get the first punch. Then start beating the shit out of them while they are recovering.

 
avatar for Mansmany Mansmany 6118 posts
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E. Be smart and use environment.

 
avatar for EPR89 EPR89 9014 posts
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Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Defensive and my karate teacher noticed that and said I should be more agressive then tactical because you get points for hitting the person you have to fight and first to 5 wins. I kind of blocked everything and only attacked when I saw the chance so I won a few,

Oh… One of those *touch*-styles…

 
avatar for HappyAlcoholic HappyAlcoholic 23570 posts
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C: I just punch them until they stop trying to fight me, there’s no particular finesse to it.

 
avatar for Immortal7777 Immortal7777 3947 posts
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Originally posted by EPR89:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Defensive and my karate teacher noticed that and said I should be more agressive then tactical because you get points for hitting the person you have to fight and first to 5 wins. I kind of blocked everything and only attacked when I saw the chance so I won a few,

Oh… One of those touch-styles…

It sounds better then just going all aggresive because you leave yourself open to attacks.

 
avatar for EPR89 EPR89 9014 posts
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Originally posted by Immortal7777:
Originally posted by EPR89:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Defensive and my karate teacher noticed that and said I should be more agressive then tactical because you get points for hitting the person you have to fight and first to 5 wins. I kind of blocked everything and only attacked when I saw the chance so I won a few,

Oh… One of those touch-styles…

It sounds better then just going all aggresive because you leave yourself open to attacks.

No, no. I’m fine with the tactics. It’s those styles that bug me. Like Olympic Taekwondo. To me they are a perversion of the art. They’re fine as a sports, to promote fitness and control, but let’s be honest, Karate and TKD are actually designed for self defense. In all those modern ‘light’ variants this is completely overlooked.

 
avatar for bobby71983 bobby71983 4805 posts
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defensive

 
avatar for ArcadianFire ArcadianFire 6062 posts
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I always remain stationary whilst bouncing up and down repeatedly

 
avatar for Immortal7777 Immortal7777 3947 posts
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But I’m a necromancer so I just raise undead slaves that I defeated in the past to fight for me. All I had to do was kill one then I had that one slave to kill another while I just sat it the back and watched. For everyone I kill it is added to my personal army soon my two slaves will kill two making four then eight then the whole world will fall to my empire!

None of you are paladins right? Ok good.

 
avatar for TheRoflWaffle TheRoflWaffle 10225 posts
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I’ve killed many people with my index finger.
It’s easy, really, all you have to do is aim and pull it back.

 
avatar for Immortal7777 Immortal7777 3947 posts
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Originally posted by TheRoflWaffle:

I’ve killed many people with my index finger.
It’s easy, really, all you have to do is aim and pull it back.

Time to join army! Skeletons rise from ground and go forth and bring an empire of shadow and darkness in the name of Loki! The RoflWaffle will join us!

 
avatar for Strawuni Strawuni 7853 posts
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C with a tiny bit of A, and sometimes B.

 
avatar for vegard20 vegard20 42571 posts
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defend, attack, then run for it!!

 
avatar for Mansmany Mansmany 6118 posts
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up up down down left right left right b a start

 
avatar for jacobmatto jacobmatto 3588 posts
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I don’t fight. But if I did, B.

 
avatar for oOTrentOo oOTrentOo 7277 posts
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B. Most people don’t realize how bad it hurts to punch someone in the face.
It’s like punching a rock as hard as you can.

 
avatar for Immortal7777 Immortal7777 3947 posts
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Originally posted by oOTrentOo:

B. Most people don’t realize how bad it hurts to punch someone in the face.
It’s like punching a rock as hard as you can.

extra points if they have braces.

 
avatar for niubi niubi 4324 posts
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A all the way.

Originally posted by oOTrentOo:

B. Most people don’t realize how bad it hurts to punch someone in the face.
It’s like punching a rock as hard as you can.

Gtfo pussy.