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Virgins Unite

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As a fellow virgin, I realize that we all need to stick together. Let your presence be known in this thread, so we can band together and achieve our ultimate goal:

Second base


What are your aspirations? What’s the furthest you’ve gotten?

 
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I AM A DEVOUT, DRUG-FREE CHRISTIAN VIRGIN

 
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what’s a virgin

 
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I love being a virgin. My BFF Joseph (My local priest) got me an chastity belt and helped me put it on, but not before showing me the sins it’s preventing me from doing!

I love being a sin-free modern theist! (No irony intended)

 
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Unite?! In what way?!

 
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Originally posted by denamo:

Unite?! In what way?!

the best way for virgins to unite is just to have sex with each other. then people will no longer beat you with a golf club when u walk down the street.

 
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Originally posted by MrWiggles49:
Originally posted by denamo:

Unite?! In what way?!

the best way for virgins to unite is just to have sex with each other. then people will no longer beat you with a golf club when u walk down the street.

I knew it! The OP was just trying to take my virginity so i can not use my blood in satanic rituals anymore!

 
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We can do this if we do it together

 
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That’s the spirit!
Though we can’t have maximum power until we have more virgins to sacrifice help us.

 
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Sex is bad and I shall forever be a virgin
god be with you

 
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Furthest?
Porn.

 
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Porn is what keeps us virgins alive. Good on ya, Predatorx687.

 
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What’s a virgin?

 
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Originally posted by superbooks2:

What’s a virgin?

A virgin is what everyone in OT has in common.

 
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Originally posted by Hallucent:
Originally posted by superbooks2:

What’s a virgin?

A virgin is what everyone in OT has in common.

Except me.

not srs

 
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Originally posted by Hallucent:
Originally posted by superbooks2:

What’s a virgin?

A virgin is what everyone in OT has in common.

Care to be a little more specific?

 
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I could have sworn you wrote one time about how you had sex before, Hallu.

 
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No secks. Ever.

 
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op is a race traitor!

lol jk

 
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Originally posted by MrWiggles49:
Originally posted by denamo:

Unite?! In what way?!

the best way for virgins to unite is just to have sex with each other. then people will no longer beat you with a golf club when u walk down the street.

Aren’t we all men, though? Because I am NOT having gay sex with you guys.
 
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Originally posted by Darkscanner:
Originally posted by MrWiggles49:
Originally posted by denamo:

Unite?! In what way?!

the best way for virgins to unite is just to have sex with each other. then people will no longer beat you with a golf club when u walk down the street.

Aren’t we all men, though? Because I am NOT having gay sex with you guys.

I have this fantastic ray gun which turns anyone into a girl in a few seconds when fired at them, but i reserve it for people i like

 
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Originally posted by ArcadianFire:

I AM A DEVOUT, DRUG-FREE CHRISTIAN VIRGIN

Don’t want to be anywhere near you when the lightening hits.

 
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I’m not really interested in sex. I quite like hugs and kisses, though. ;P

 
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Sex is ba-

Originally posted by Casper_D:

Sex is bad and I shall forever be a virgin
god be with you

:L

 
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I’m still a virgin. I’ve been offered sex before, but I’m too afraid.