You wake up and you find out....

You lost your dick somewhere in your house.

Where do you check?

under the couch cushions

In my pants.

Originally posted by devourer359:

In my pants.

but if u lost your dick and it’s still in your pants it must be very small. u have my sympathy.

Originally posted by MrWiggles49:

Originally posted by devourer359:

In my pants.

but if u lost your dick and it’s still in your pants it must be very small. u have my sympathy.

Before you posted this, I found it. The nasty little bugger was so hard for my eyes to find. I’m not sure what’s so bad about it still being in my pants though. It fell off when I was undressing.

What is up with you and losing your dick?
Are you trying to tell us something?
They have surgery for that now.
Lots of people do it, it’s okay.
Don’t hide what’s inside.

Originally posted by oOTrentOo:

What is up with you and losing your dick?
Are you trying to tell us something?
They have surgery for that now.
Lots of people do it, it’s okay.
Don’t hide what’s inside.

Gay porn will inspire you.

Originally posted by Mansmany:

Originally posted by oOTrentOo:

What is up with you and losing your dick?
Are you trying to tell us something?
They have surgery for that now.
Lots of people do it, it’s okay.
Don’t hide what’s inside.

Gay porn will inspire you.

Doesn’t it inspire everyone?

You want to lose your dick and now you’re trying to tell me that gay porn is inspiring.
Just come out of the closet already.

Originally posted by devourer359:

Originally posted by Mansmany:

Originally posted by oOTrentOo:

What is up with you and losing your dick?
Are you trying to tell us something?
They have surgery for that now.
Lots of people do it, it’s okay.
Don’t hide what’s inside.

Gay porn will inspire you.

Doesn’t it inspire everyone?

It inspired to make Romeo & Juliet and Kuroshitsuji

Originally posted by oOTrentOo:

You want to lose your dick and now you’re trying to tell me that gay porn is inspiring.
Just come out of the closet already.

Whoa there. I never said I watched it pervert. I just said its inspiring.

gay porn inspires me to throw away my computer and become a lumberjack.

Originally posted by MrWiggles49:

gay porn inspires me to throw away my computer and become a lumberjack.

So that you can practice for your entry into the gay porn industry? I find that offensive to lumberjacks.

Originally posted by devourer359:

Originally posted by MrWiggles49:

gay porn inspires me to throw away my computer and become a lumberjack.

So that you can practice for your entry into the gay porn industry? I find that offensive to lumberjacks.

Gay lumber jack porn is quite popular…

Originally posted by Mansmany:

Originally posted by devourer359:

Originally posted by MrWiggles49:

gay porn inspires me to throw away my computer and become a lumberjack.

So that you can practice for your entry into the gay porn industry? I find that offensive to lumberjacks.

Gay lumber jack porn is quite popular…

tis actually the most popular genre of gay pron

tis actually the most popular genre of gay pron

I prefer chainsaw murderer gay porn, myself. But you guys are entitled to your opinions.

Originally posted by MrWiggles49:

Originally posted by Mansmany:

Originally posted by devourer359:

Originally posted by MrWiggles49:

gay porn inspires me to throw away my computer and become a lumberjack.

So that you can practice for your entry into the gay porn industry? I find that offensive to lumberjacks.

Gay lumber jack porn is quite popular…

tis actually the most popular genre of gay pron

That’s quite understandable. “God, this WOOD is so LONG and HARD, I like the FEEL of it”