Matrix cats have taken over the world!!!!!

Matrix cats are invading the WORLD!!! They are breaking everything with their matrix moves!! When the cats do a matrix move, they cannot be harmed, and when they meet contact, the thing they did the move on is exploded!!!! [captain falcon] But when they aren’t moving, they are sosusline sucks vulnerable!!!!

Note: every time you fight a matrix cat you both move in slow motion, therefore whatever you do is in slow motion

a)magnets
b)gun
c)other and why

Can’t I be friends with them?

c) get some water and pour it on the cats eyes. rub it in and punch the fuck out of the cat

derp

C) surrender and befriend

c mate and start matrix cuman race

Use a nuke. Not even a matrix cat can avoid that.

Originally posted by cllazyman:

Use a nuke. Not even a matrix cat can avoid that.

FIRE THE ORBITAL FRIENDSHIP CANNON!

Wait… OH MY GOD! WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!

C) I get myself a can of Zippo lighter fluid.

derpp

I fire minigun.
ez good weapon foor killing tiny cowards

derpity

Originally posted by KingOfTheLULZ:

derpity

Herp derp.

Derp herpty herp guys post in my thread please derpaherp

I eat them all and become one with the matrix

One of the better sosusline parodies lately:

C) My goddamn fists