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How old were you when...

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1. You started cussing?
2. You listened to the explicit version of a song?
3. You first hit someone?
4. You bought your first phone?
5. You had your first kiss?
6. You started fapping?
7. You ate your first cheese?
8. You first started drinking coffee?
9. You witnessed a fucking in progress?
10. You became toilet trained?
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My results:
1. Ten IRL, Eleven OL
2. Eight
3. Seven, I used to be called “The Master Slapper”
4. I don’t have one lol
5. Twelve, the first date I had that only laster five days D:
6. I didn’t know it was called fapping until I was eleven, but I
actually started around seven or eight.
7. I had cheese the day I was born and have loved it since.
8. I don’t like coffee, but Nine is when I first tried it.
9. None yet.
10. One and a half years old.

 
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I don’t know

 
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1. 1
2. 1
3. 1
4. Never got a phone
5. Never got it yet
6. Haven’t yet, will soon
7. 1
8. Never
9. Never
10. 1

 
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I dunno. 5th grade maybe?
Birth
I dunno
I don’t remember
N/A
Puberty
I dunno
N/A
N/A unless you mean porn
I dunno

 
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Don’t know anyone of them.

 
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I did all that before the age of 3.
That’s just how I do.

 
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1. I don’t know, probably around 9 or 10.
2. Probably when I was a little kid.
3. 5.
4. I never bought a phone.
5. I haven’t had my first kiss yet. :(
6. A few years ago I think.
7. When I was 1 or 2.
8. When I was 12 or 13.
9. I haven’t seen it IRL.
10. When I was 3 I think.

 
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1.Not sure
2.1
3.Not sure
4.Not sure
5.Not yet >.>
6.That’s a little private.
7.Not sure
8.I haven’t.
9. Never have.
10. 2 to 0.

 
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4. I never bought a phone.

Oh look, someone else who doesn’t give a single fuck about phones.

 
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1. 2nd grade. Said shit
2. 4th Grade
3. Kindergarten
4. 8th Grade
5. Few months ago
6. No idea.
7. 10
8. I don’t drink coffee. Ever.
9. Never
10. No idea

 
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1. I’ve been “cussing” ever since I can remember.

2. I’d never knew there were any versions of the songs I liked that weren’t explicit.

3. Seven.

4. Sixteen, though it was given to me.
I’ve yet to actually buy one of my own, as I don’t particularly want one.

5. I’ve yet to have my first kiss.

6. Nineteen.

7. No idea, probably long before I can remember.

8. I’ve never had coffee before.

9. Does porn count?
Otherwise, fourteen.
A couple of my friends doing it in a corner at a Halloween party.

1o. Probably before the point of remembrance.
I’ve always been using the toilet as far back as I can remember.

 
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1. 9
2. 3
3. 2
4. 15
5. If you’re not counting my mom, n/a
6. 15
7. 2
8. I tried it when I was seven, but never developed a taste for it.
9. n/a
10. 1.5

 
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1. 10 ish?
2. I don’t really listen to songs… So never?
3. 3 ish. My first sentence was “He hit me!” And I started hitting people back.
4. Not got one.
5. Not yet..
6. Not yet… Yet.
7. Whenever I had a pizza?
8. Nope.
9. Nope.
10. 1 ish.

 
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1.First time I cussed was 6, but I never really started to swear a lot though.
2. 6
3. 7 just in a joking, roughhousing way/
4.14
5. Forever alone
6. 9 stopped at 11
7.4
8.never started
9. Forever alone, but I do not stalk and watch those type of things.
10.4

 
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1. 5-years-old
I loved my old neighborhood.

2. That I know of, 8-years-old.

3. I think I was 6.

4. I haven’t bought a phone by myself yet.
I was 12 when I got my first phone though.

5. Shut up.

6. Not yet.

7. The hell am I s’posed to know?

8. It was too great to remember, but I think I was 10.

9. Well, I was swimming around in my dad’s ballsack, when suddenly I fall into a pit.
Next thing I know I’m a baby.

10. 4, I think.

 
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1. You started cussing? Fourteen. Though, I am going to stop.
2. You listened to the explicit version of a song? One year.
3. You first hit someone? I have only ever hit someone once in my whole life, it was when I was fourteen. I punched my sister in the face because she was being a bitch, and slapped me for no apparent reason, even then, I regretted it so badly.
4. You bought your first phone? I have never bought one…
5. You had your first kiss? Thirteen. ._.
6. You started fapping? Erm, girls don’t fap.
7. You ate your first cheese? One year old.
8. You first started drinking coffee? When I was seven…
9. You witnessed a fucking in progress? Lol, when I was three.
10. You became toilet trained? I don’t know…

 
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1. Pretty young. I don’t cuss as much in real life as I do on the Internet, though.
2. I don’t think I have listened to any songs that have explicit and non-explicit versions. Not ones that I have chosen, anyway.
3. I…don’t remember ever hitting anyone, not for real. That’s rather ironic, considering my violent future.
4. Maybe 11 or 12.
5. Haven’t had one yet. I’ve had to chase away lots of candidates, though.
6. 12 or 13.
7. I dunno, less than 3 years old probably.
8. 15, I think.
9. Porn, 13 I think. Actual sex, never.
10. I was born toilet trained.

 
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1. You started cussing?: Probably nine.
2. You listened to the explicit version of a song?: I’m not sure, though it was most likely as soon as I could comprehend music.
3. You first hit someone?: I got in my first fight when I was nine, so that would be the first time I actually hit another person.
4. You bought your first phone?: My first phone was purchased when I was fifteen, actually. I honestly don’t know why I even bought it; I never use the damned thing.
5. You had your first kiss?: I’ve never had a first kiss, actually. I don’t really enjoy many social relationships with people, so I tend to turn down those who want to get that close to me.
6. You started fapping?: I would say twelve. That’s when I discovered how easily-accessible internet porn is.
7. You ate your first cheese?: Oh, I don’t fucking know. Probably when I was an uncomprehensive child.
8. You started drinking coffee?: I’ve tasted coffee, but I’ve never drank it. It doesn’t appeal to my taste.
9. You witnessed a fucking in progress?: Eleven. Walked in on my parents. That’s an image that’ll forever haunt me.
10. You became toilet trained?: Once again, I’ve no specific memory of what age this happened at. If I had to guess, I would say three.

 
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1. When I heard about it.
2. Idk.
3. When I could remember.
4. 10.
5. Never
6. 13, before the no fap contest
7. When I was a child.
8. 5 years old
9. Idk.
10. How the fuck am I supposed to know.
These questions suck. Make ones that we would actually fucking remember.

 
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Dude I don’t know hardly any of those.

4. I think I was 14 when I got my first phone
5. 7th grade… so 12?
6. As a young young child. I started going through puberty at 9, after all.
9. 6 or something

 
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1. 7 or so.
2. I don’t listen to songs where people feel the need to censor things.
3. 3-4?
4. 11
5. Never. I missed so many opportunities due to my shyness.
6.
7. 2-4?
8. 8?
9. Wtf?
10. 2? I don’t know.

 
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I don’t know

I don’t know

6

12 or so

11

i dont know

17

5

i dont know.

 
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this thread is an elaborate scheme by google to get even more info about our lives.

 
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Originally posted by MrWiggles49:

this thread is an elaborate scheme by google to get even more info about our lives.

Probably true.. Eh, I already sold google every bit of information about mine for another klondike bar.

 
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Originally posted by Eelee:

1. You started cussing?
maybe 15-16, but i rarely cuss.
2. You listened to the explicit version of a song?
never because i dont listen to songs with swear words as it makes it impossible to take the artist seriously.
3. You first hit someone?
first fight was 9
4. You bought your first phone?
my 20s.
5. You had your first kiss?
i know the who and where, but i can be damned if i remember the when. i want to say 13-14 but not positive.
6. You started fapping?
12
7. You ate your first cheese?
i was probably a baby.
8. You first started drinking coffee?
i have never drank coffee, it disgusts me.
9. You witnessed a fucking in progress?
16.
10. You became toilet trained?
my mom said i was less than 2.