Would you rather be reborn as a crow or a human?

Would you rather be reborn as:

1. a majestic crow
2. a smelly monkey

Which is it?

A human

Human, because the thought of reproducing via a “cloacal kiss” sounds disgusting.

A crow, because if I’m a human then I won’t be a crow. :>

neither, i would an hero in purgatory and become a legend

i would like crows to become extinct.

Human, so I can continue my quest to kill all crows.

crow, so i can infliltrate the crow command center and destroy them from the inside.

why do you guys HATE CROWS so much??? :<

Originally posted by CROWlingInMySkin:

Would you rather be reborn as:

1. a majestic crow
2. a smelly monkey

Which is it?

Scientific: There is a certain law of science that goes against evolving, yet people still teach us this…

I’m a Christian, and we did not evolve from monkeys.

Originally posted by Softtonic:

Originally posted by CROWlingInMySkin:

Would you rather be reborn as:

1. a majestic crow
2. a smelly monkey

Which is it?

Scientific: There is a certain law of science that goes against evolving, yet people still teach us this…

I’m a Christian, and we did not evolve from monkeys.

did a magic genie just make us appear?

did a magic genie just make us appear?

What does this have to do with anything >.>? Christianity has nothing to do with genies and evolution has nothing to do with the creation of life.

There is a certain law of science that goes against evolving, yet people still teach us this…

Could you elaborate on this? I’m curious.

Crows can’t masturbate, humans can
Crows don’t have opposable thumbs, humans do
Crows are black, some humans are
Humans are bigger than crows
Humans can use guns, crows can’t

Human > crow

Originally posted by devourer359:

did a magic genie just make us appear?

What does this have to do with anything >.>? Christianity has nothing to do with genies and evolution has nothing to do with the creation of life.

There is a certain law of science that goes against evolving, yet people still teach us this…

Could you elaborate on this? I’m curious.

All I know is there is a law about that. No one could pay attention to hear in depth.

ITT: retarded human scum being jealous because they’ll never be as cool as crows :>

Originally posted by TheRoflWaffle:

ITT: retarded human scum being jealous because they’ll never be as cool as crows :>

Jelly Jiggler beats crows by a lot when it comes to being cool.

Originally posted by TheRoflWaffle:

ITT: crow fanbois;

Yes, you’re right.

A hybrid between the both