I forgot the charger at home

For my iPad and I only have 34 percent battery left. I Won’t be home until wednesday night. How should I punish myself for this stupidity?

cut off you’re dick and eat it.

omg giuze my fone gott lostt imm soo sahd

Force yourself to watch hardcore gay porn of your parents.

Originally posted by Rich112:

cut off you’re dick and eat it.

That is not enough punishment to get me to never forget it again.

call your self “dumb” then move on?
or is that to light of a punishment?
well… in the event is, you can all ways pour hot candle wax on your eyes and blind yourself for life… if that’s what you’re after..

Originally posted by Rich112:

cut off you’re dick and eat it.

Easy there. Not everything has to involve mutilation of one’s genitalia, bruh.

I believe that a good slef-whipping will do…this time.

Originally posted by kittyworldain:

Force yourself to watch hardcore gay porn of your parents.

I do that already. Not punishment.

Originally posted by kittyworldain:

Force yourself to watch hardcore gay porn of your parents.

wait you meant that isn’t a normal thing to do ??

This?

Originally posted by shadowelf_evea:

call your self “dumb” then move on?
or is that to light of a punishment?
well… in the event is, you can all ways pour hot candle wax on your eyes and blind yourself for life… if that’s what you’re after..

You win. This is a fitting punishment. Added benefit of saving money not having to buy paper bags when banging an ugly chick

Originally posted by ILoveFishsticks0:

Originally posted by shadowelf_evea:

call your self “dumb” then move on?
or is that to light of a punishment?
well… in the event is, you can all ways pour hot candle wax on your eyes and blind yourself for life… if that’s what you’re after..

You win. This is a fitting punishment. Added benefit of saving money not having to buy paper bags when banging an ugly chick

umm.. glad to be of some help?

Find a Walmart and buy a new charging cable.

Originally posted by pink_princess:

Find a Walmart and buy a new charging cable.

Jesus, that is horrifying! Walmart…

Originally posted by ktherock7:

Originally posted by pink_princess:

Find a Walmart and buy a new charging cable.

Jesus, that is horrifying! Walmart…

IKR serves him right.

Originally posted by pink_princess:

Originally posted by ktherock7:

Originally posted by pink_princess:

Find a Walmart and buy a new charging cable.

Jesus, that is horrifying! Walmart…

IKR serves him right.

cutting his dick off would be better than setting a single paw in wal=marts.

You should sit and stare at the wall. Think about what you’ve done. Once you’re done thinking, train to become a suicide terrorist. Serve your country, for the good. Make your country proud and do what’s right.