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What if Jesus was a watermelon?

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A while ago, my parents had told me some interesting stories about a group in college that would talk about “profound” questions concerning Christianity (“to make themselves seem smart”), such as a question like “what if Jesus was a watermelon?”


So, what if Jesus was a watermelon?

 
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It wouldn’t matter, he would still be God in the flesh

 
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Do watermelons have flesh?

 
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Well, his “walking on water” gimmick would make more sense then.

 
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Originally posted by MyDreamName:

Do watermelons have flesh?

The pulpy substance of a fruit or vegetable, esp. the part that is eaten
- halve the avocados and scrape out the flesh

Yes, they do

 
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i would eat him