THE WORLD HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A "UTOPIA" BY A STUPID BEARDED OLD MAN

HE IS NICKNAMED AS THE GIVER AND WHEN YOU TURN 12 HE WILL THEN DO VERY BIZARRE THINGS TO YOU AND TURN YOU INTO A BRAINWASHED MANIAC, AND ALSO, HE HAS BANNED ALL USE OF ANY VEHICLES, BICYCLES, SKATEBOARDS, SKOOTERZ, PLANES, SHIPS ETC. THE ONLY TRANSPORTATION WE CAN USE IS, UNICYCLES!!!!! TRYING TO REBEL WILL GET YOU SENT TO A SECRET ROOM WHERE YOU GET SLAPPED BY A GUY WEARING A MASK THAT LOOKS LIKE A MARCUS 10000000000000000000000 TIMES! AND AT DINNER TIME WE MUST CONFESS OUR FEELINGS OR ELSE A BRAINWASHED MIKE TYSON WILL GET HIS TWO FINGERS AND DIG EM’ UP OUR NOSTRILS AND TEAR OUR BRAINS OUT! THIS IS NOT A UTOPIA!

WHAT DO YOU DO?

a)shave the stupid bearded old man’s beard
b)knock out mike tyson
c)other and why

Is that Santa

I can just duct tape unicycles together to make a bicycle. I win.

I’d have everyone put on blackface. Problem solved.

c) Throw The Giver in the pile of useless junk

Sounds legit…
C) submit myself to his supremacy and begin to wash his feet
duh

>Take off my shirt, lay down and let him touch my back so I can see color.

Slaughter them all

do whatever he says
beard master race

Originally posted by ILoveFishsticks0:

do whatever he says
beard master race

Do you like fishsticks?

Originally posted by livold:

Originally posted by ILoveFishsticks0:

do whatever he says
beard master race

Do you like fishsticks?

yes, i love them. why do you ask?

Originally posted by ILoveFishsticks0:

Originally posted by livold:

Originally posted by ILoveFishsticks0:

do whatever he says
beard master race

Do you like fishsticks?

yes, i love them. why do you ask?

I just had a strange feeling you like them, dont know why.

What the hell is this?

I should of read that book.

C. Stuff his beard down his throat.

loolololololololol

I’d run away and go live in the forest.