I am your God

I am Jesus Christ. I have come from Heaven to perform judgement, and I will start it here, in this community’s forum.

Post here, and I shall tell you if you are worthy of Heaven or Hell. If you are hell-bound then you shall not have any reply from God, because you cannot save yourself.

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I ate a bowl of nails without any milk, oh great one, I converted all my milk into holy cheese!

I’m already in Hell, and with anarchy, it’s quite a nice place. Want me to convert Heaven for you?

God doesn’t exist.
And

Originally posted by Freezerburnt:

Originally posted by OJ_Didnt_Do_It:

Shut up

Shut the fuck up and go back to having no friends.

Jesus wasn’t a god.

Humans, it only took 1 post to get me to make you all hell-bound, enjoy hell, you soon-to-burn minions of the Devil. I will not have any mercy for any of you.

Save me Jeebus

Meh. The other Mr J I’ve heard of seems to be a lot cooler.

Originally posted by JesusCheese:

Humans, it only took 1 post to get me to make you all hell-bound, enjoy hell, you soon-to-burn minions of the Devil. I will not have any mercy for any of you.

But master, I milked all the Argentinian cows, and used their milk to create a second statue of you in South America!

I converted San Fransisco into a huge cheese processing plant!

You’re not Jesus, and I met Jesus, so shut up.

Toast Jesus > Cheese Jesus.

So it was decreed, and so it shall be.

Originally posted by ktherock7:

Toast Jesus > Cheese Jesus.

So it was decreed, and so it shall be.

I made a toast statue in Sanghai.

kneels down says prayer