Serious: I am going to look after an African grey parrot.

Her owner is on holiday for a while.

Now you Kong community must decide what wonderful new saying that I will teach her so she can repeat it endlessly back to her owner.

Keep it clean now.

Current Favourite: “Warning, nuclear warhead detected’’

Teach her how to make moaning sounds, it would be hilarious for the owner to come back to that

I had to restrain my hands from typing the word “penis” as a response to this thread — DAMNIT

Kawaii desu uguu

If the bird is African, why isn’t it black?

Originally posted by wreckgar39:

If the bird is African, why isn’t it black?

White people moved to Africa and bred there, they’re not black either.
What is this madness?

Beggin’ fer crackers be a common repertoire among seafarin’ birds, but I think the plain ol’ squawk is good ’nough.

Ya could also make it a smart bird like Alex.

Also I am hunting for a Tsuchinoko,

Originally posted by wreckgar39:

If the bird is African, why isn’t it black?

Because not all parrots are black, neither are people living there.
Infact, north Africa is highly populated by people of lighter skin than darker.
What’s the problem?

So, the owners of this place are really out of town? – Yeah. We easily have enough time to open the floorboards, and put the body under them!

“Warning, nuclear warhead detected’’

I wish I was a CROW

Giggity. No other will suffice.

Originally posted by CROWtagonist:

I wish I was a CROW

I wish I had a CROWBAR.

Make him say “I want a backrub please”

You have a free house and you’re using it to teach a parrot phrases? Throw a party or something.

Teach him in an Asian accent.

How about, “Help, I’ve been trapped in a parrot’s body!”

Originally posted by Gevock:

You have a free house and you’re using it to teach a parrot phrases? Throw a party or something.