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I chose Walt Whitman for my biography report because Mr. Farlow said that if I wasn’t going to take his class seriously and pick a real poet I might as well not come to class anymore. Walt Whitman was an awful child molester who was born in ancient Hong Kong. He is over 3,000 years old and remembers the names of all the forgotten Gods.

Walt Whitman is 90 stories tall, and his adventures are legendary. With his blue Ox, Emily Dickenson, Walt Whitman traveled across young America and helped the nation grow into the angry powerhouse it is today. He dropped his mighty axe, forming the Grand Canyon; the apple cores he would spit from his mighty mouth planted apple trees all across the country, and the stomp of his mighty boot caused the stock market to crash. He and his friend, Huck Finn, traveled down the Mississippi river and freed the slaves. Walt Whitman believed that the only good China man was a dead China man, so he went to Tiananmen Square and gave them all candy. Except instead of candy he killed them

Walt Whitman’s might seem like a real cool guy but in reality he’s a whiny ass pussy. His Livejournal, which he doesn’t think anyone knows about is full of whiny goth poetry. His Current Mood is always “Apathetic” and his music is always some obscure punk band that no one has ever heard of. Some people who pretended to be his friend so they could get access “friends only” posts grabbed some of the poetry and made a book from them, and called it “Ode to Faggotry”. When they found out other goth kids would actually read it, they changed the name to “Leaves of Grass” and it sold like gothcakes. Walt Whitman to this day doesn’t know they are selling his poems and making a fortune off him. They still don’t invite him to any parties though, because no one likes him.

Walt Whitman died a lonely man in Walt Disney Land. He was on the gondola ride, and he fell out because he wasn’t fastened properly to the restraint. Thank to his dumb ass, now none of us can ride it anymore. Thank a lot Walt Whitman.

 
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I smell COPYPASTA. Why? Because I have read this before. Its an awesome article though.

 
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funnier when you post the pic

 
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Fuck Copypasta, I had to type this shit out

All credit goes to Peter Nguyen

 
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Ahh that guy.. I <3 those things..

Edit: Stop showing off with ur little á_á guy.

 
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actually, it’s a ಠ_ಠ guy

 
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Yep Copied.

 
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lol, Peter Nguyen = genius!

 
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Eggy.. if you had the balls to click the link he gave.. you would of seen that he spent at least 10 mins typing it out ಠ_ಠ

 
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Peter Nguyen…boy genious.

 
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Ahahaha.

 
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also, ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ

 
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thats a cool face how do u make it

 
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Unicode 0CA0.

 
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ಠ_ಠ i copy paste i dont how to make it

 
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ಥ_ಥ

 
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Seen that “Essay” Before

 
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ಠ_ಠ Oh yes…

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ಠ_ಠ i love that thing!