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Sleeping in the nude [lock please] page 2 (locked)

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spam+bump
u just want to get banned

 
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If you slept in the nude WITH her, then dreams, pleasant dreams, may occur.

 
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Congratulations TH322, you just said something that 3 people have said before!

 
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hi

 
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the colder you are the less likely you are to have dreams
and also ur bed is probably coverd in shit/piss

 
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Originally posted by TH322:

If you slept in the nude WITH her, then dreams, pleasant dreams, may occur.

facepalm

 
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Naked girls? Hehe

 
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hahahahahaha

Originally posted by SethMorton:

Naked girls? Hehe


lulzlolzlamorotflolamorotflol

 
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Recently a friend of mine suggested I sleep in the nude because when she did it she dreamed.

What kind of friend tell you sleep in the nude? Is she your girlfriend, or just creepy?
Anyway, I don’t think this is true, as far as I’m concerned, no conclusive evidence has been brought foward and therefore I think this to not be true.

 
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I never done it.Im 13.

 
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Somebody please lock this thread.

 
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One Day In A Boring Maths Class

[Darth scrribles away at the hard maths puzzle on the board, a+b=c-d b+c=d b=5 d=92, what is a and c?] c=87

[Darth’s neighbour leans over, having finished a while ago]

Hey Darth, I sleep in the nude.

[Darth looks up puzzled.]

Why?

[The girl is taken aback, having never thought Darth capable of speech.]

When I do I dream.

[Darth is amazed, dreaming, something he had never thought possible.]

That’s amazing. I’m going to try.

[The girl leans over looking at the huge amounts of meaningless and often random junk written in Darth’s maths book. Phrases such as “lulzorz” and “can i haz cheezeburgerz?”. There are oft pictures of kittens.]

Oh, c is 87 and a is -10.

[Darth looked up shocked. Looking down at the long line of numbers he had tried then scored out.]

Thanks.

[Darth returned to his drawing, two kittens in a car, with part of the word bat written in large capitals. The girl turned back to her maths book, only three lines of working shown as it gained points. She opened a small bottle in her pocket and took a swig of the blood.]

Boy she is creepy [Thought Darth]

 
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i slept naked once and my friend(female) came over she was trying to wake me up so we can hang out and i told her exit my room for a sec so i can get some clothes on and she was like why and im like because then she was like well why cant you change now i mean whats the big deal then i was like i don’t have my boxers on then she chuckled and tackled me trying to pull my covers off and i was trying to restrain her we were wrestling for a while i eventually like threw my covers over her and she couldn’t see and thought i was still in the bed so i had time to put on my clothes yea shes not the smartest so we went walking around

 
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Hold on. She was trying to come on to you you dolt!

 
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Originally posted by muttley123:

i like porn

me 2

 
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I wish a mod would respect the wishes of this thread’s starter and just lock this…how long has it said [lock please] on it?

 
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Originally posted by chowdollas:

i slept naked once and my friend(female) came over she was trying to wake me up so we can hang out and i told her exit my room for a sec so i can get some clothes on and she was like why and im like because then she was like well why cant you change now i mean whats the big deal then i was like i don’t have my boxers on then she chuckled and tackled me trying to pull my covers off and i was trying to restrain her we were wrestling for a while i eventually like threw my covers over her and she couldn’t see and thought i was still in the bed so i had time to put on my clothes yea shes not the smartest so we went walking around

Dude, you totally messed up there, unless you had unbelievably small down there you made a stupid move trying to stop her.

 
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Originally posted by mariosuperlative:

I wish a mod would respect the wishes of this thread’s starter and just lock this…how long has it said [lock please] on it?

Honesly I made this to see how well OT could take it and they took it just how I suspected it. Not to mention mods dont like me so they would rather watch this fester, turn green, and fall off.

 
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Yeah, mods don’t generally like spammers. No offence meant, DarthNader, you’re a pretty awesome banana.