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Things you would never want to have someone say to you

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okay basically post some quote you would never want to hear and get on with it

I’ll start it off

1. a doctor say “oops” (especially a surgeon)

2. “the good news is your leg is broken…”

 
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The oops thing happened to me… it was scary…

“F*** off” from girl you really like.

 
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heh yeah last parts true

“security” when you’re the only customer in a store

 
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Nothing at all………..when sleeping with a girl :/

 
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Probably “I have contagious meningitis” or something on the lines of “I am you. Your mother is actually mine”. Or maybe even “Say hello to my little friend!” because either way, I’d probably die if I was told that.

 
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When bungee-jumping, just a fraction of a second after leaping: “WAAAAIT!!” (Same goes for skydiving)
“This is your twin brother, he is exactly like you in every single way, except he is 1/8 of your size” (that would actually be really cool)
After a session of heavy drinking: “You really enjoyed being at that gay bar, lol” :S

 
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“surprise buttsecks!”

 
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Nothing at all………..when sleeping with a girl :/

nice eggy i don’t wanna know tho

“I have AIDS” from the girl you just slept with……

 
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“I eat cheese!”

 
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1. From my teacher: I’m forcing you to read the twighlight series. maniacal laugter

2. The goverment: Hey, whats up! We’re taking all your money, again! grabs my wallet

 
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U HAVE AIDS im sorry but u r going to die put the money in the bag or die

 
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Your shoes are untied.

Jesus Christ, Horrible..Just a horrible thing to say.

 
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I am your father from some random guy— it turns out that he really is your father…

Or: Find out you were adopted at the age of 1 by your parents…and find out at the age of 23

 
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1. From my teacher: I’m forcing you to read the twighlight series. maniacal laugter

oh noes the horror!

 
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I have AIDS, after well nvm lol

 
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probably “i love your dress, my grandma has the same one”

 
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From a doctor who just delivered your baby. It’s a girl…kinda.

 
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Your bustin’ is whack homes.

 
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from a surgeon after surgery," we made a slight mistake". from a girl waking up after having way too much bear," did we really do it?"

 
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1. after sex: i learned it from your brother
2. You should get checked

 
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from a surgeon after surgery," we made a slight mistake". from a girl waking up after having way too much bear," did we really do it?"

I lol’d

 
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“Luk, I am your father”.
Since my name isn’t Luk i would be sad because Darth Vader don’t know my name.

 
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Sir, you’re standing too close to the radioacti-OMG WHAT THE HECK IS THAT ON YOUR FACE?

 
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“you now contain this extremly weird…”

 
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“Yeah, you have about 12 seconds to live.”