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Things you would never want to have someone say to you page 2

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Doctor:you are dieing..
Man:How long do i have to live?
Doctor:3,2,1…

 
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Most of these fall under the “Unbelievably stupid, you’re going to die” joke category.

Can’t you people actually come up with something real?

 
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Can’t you people actually come up with something real?

 
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I have to say bravo sir, that is possibly the best “NO U” picture I’ve seen in a while.

 
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Encyclopedia Dramatica FTW.

 
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Indeed, indeed.

 
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“You aren’t adopted!”

 
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We have a intruder alert in the bomb compartment…open fire as soon as you see him

 
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Your staring at a bomb with a red, blue, and yellow wire. You cut the red one. You suddenly get a call
“whatever you do do NOT cut the red wire”. shats bricks

 
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Your staring at a bomb with a red, blue, and yellow wire. You cut the red one. You suddenly get a call
“whatever you do do NOT cut the red wire!

DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!

 
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The guy alreayd did

 
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Man: “Is my leg really supposed to turn like that?”

Doctor: “Ummm… Depends… If I say no, will you sue me?”

 
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Originally posted by Pleasedonot5:

Man: “Is my leg really supposed to turn like that?”

Doctor: “Ummm… Depends… If I say no, will you sue me?”

I lul’d

 
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surgeon:i pulled out a heart shaped thing is this the femour

docter:no

patient wakes up

patient: how many seconds d-dies

 
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being a guy and then another guy says"i mad you pregnant!"

 
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Lets hope I don’t shove the broom up too far.

 
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" Spah round here "

 
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Doctor Hey Man, High Fives The Man
Doctor Hey Man, Guess What
man What?
Doctor I Just Gave You AIDS