here are some jokes. comment on them and rate them please.
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying. “Why are you crying?” asked the other child.
“I’m here for a blood test, and they’re going to cut my finger.”
When he heard this, the other child started to cry.
“Why are you crying?”
“I’m here for a urine test.”
Once there was were three guys that were standing at the top of a bilding. One had a knife, another had a brick, and the last one had a bomb. The first one dropped the knive off the building and then he went down and saw a little kid that was crying. He asked him why he was crying and the little boy said, “Somebody dropped a knife off the building and hurt my dog.”
The next guy dropped the brick off the building then went down and saw a little girl crying. He asked the little girl why she was crying and she said, “Somebody dropped a brick and hurt my mom!”
The last guy dropped the bomb and then went down and saw an old lady laghing. He asked her why she was laghing and she said, “I farted and the house blew up!”
Hobbies of Darth Vader
10) Making prank “heavy breathing” phone calls
9) Sneaking up behind Star Destroyer crew members, covering their eyes, and demanding “Guess who?”
8) Practicing throwing Palpatine doll down pits
6) Using the force to learn to juggle
5) Mortal Kombat 5436
4) Using mind-reading ability to win at Battleship
3) Late nights with a pain droid
2) Sending anonymous love-notes to Mon Mothma
1) Checking Imperial Deli to see if they’ve named a sandwich after him yet