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What Kind Of Farter Are You?

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What Kind Of Farter Are You?

Vain: You love the smell of your own farts.

Amiable: You love the smell of other people’s farts.

Proud: You think your farts are exceptionally fine.

Shy: You release silent farts and then blush.

Impudent: You boldly fart out loud and then laugh.

Unfortunate: You try really hard to fart, but you poop instead.

Scientific: You fart regularly but you’re concerned about pollution.

Nervous: You stop in the middle of your fart.

Honest: You admit that you farted but offer good medical reasons.

Dishonest: You far and then blame the dog.

Foolish: You suppress your farts for hours.

Thrifty: You always keep a couple of good farts in reserve.

Anti-Social: When the need arises, you excuse yourself from the room and fart in private.

Strategic: You fart and then conceal it with loud coughing.

Sadistic: You fart in bed and then pull the cover up over your partner’s head.

Intellectual: You can determine from the smell of any fart exactly what food item had been consumed.

Athletic: You fart at the slightest exertion.

Miserable: You would love to let one out, but you are unable to fart.

Sensitive: You fart and then start crying.

 
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I’m Athletic … lol

 
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Foolish: You suppress your farts for hours.

 
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Sensitive.

 
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This is incredibly retarded.

 
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Strategic and Sensitive. i cough then cry

 
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Yes SergeantPepper, yet true

 
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This is incredibly retarded.

 
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sadistic…but i have no partner

 
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i have to be honest i would be sadistic

 
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i know you copied and pasted it you COPYPASTA!!!!!.

 
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yes… thats bad? would you like the site?

 
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ima farting noob

 
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sadistic is also known as dutch oven. Photobucket

 
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sure player

 
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http://www.butlerwebs.com/jokes/toilet.htm

 
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i once farted my shorts off..literally…wait this is disgusting why am i doing this?!? oh wait i was bored

 
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Photobucket

 
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sometimes i fart for 5 minutes straight

 
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Dishonest look at my avatar

 
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I am a Proud farter. :)