Portugal and Spain should get married

It has occured to me that Spain still has feelings for Portugal and wants it back. It’s really suffering from this, and i can not bear seeing that. They have to be reunited!

Spain is Portugal’s bitch

Originally posted by Ayumi_Stocking:

Spain is Portugal’s bitch

So Portugal left the abusive relationship.

I think all the countries in the world should just have one big orgy.

Kazakhstan isn’t invited.

While we are at it, i think Ukraine and Russia should be reunited too
They had it going so far for them ;_;

Shut up about your third world countries
Murica fuck yeah

Originally posted by AlextheGreat13:

I think all the countries in the world should just have one big orgy.

Kazakhstan isn’t invited.

Neither is Somalia or Saudi Arabia.

How about Ireland takes the North back

Originally posted by AlextheGreat13:

I think all the countries in the world should just have one big orgy.

Kazakhstan isn’t invited.

Reported

Originally posted by BobTehLoner:

Shut up about your third world countries
Murica fuck yeah

England called, she wants you back

Originally posted by denamo:

Originally posted by BobTehLoner:

Shut up about your third world countries
Murica fuck yeah

England called, she wants you back

Fuck England

Originally posted by denamo:

Originally posted by BobTehLoner:

Shut up about your third world countries
Murica fuck yeah

England called, she wants you back

Too bad, it seems England is getting it on with Canada.

Canada is currently in a relationship with the sexy Caribbean twins trinidad and Tobago. And is also fighting for custody of Hans island from Canada’s ex Denmark.

Originally posted by pink_princess:

Canada is currently in a relationship with the sexy Caribbean twins trinidad and Tobago. And is also fighting for custody of Hans island from Canada’s ex Denmark.

Not to mention we’re also trying to gain full custody of Greenland.

But Spain cheated on Portugal with its best friends Andorra!

Originally posted by Pokarnor:

But Spain cheated on Portugal with its best friends Andorra!

Those Andorran bastards!

Meanwhile.

Japan is fapping off like mad to it’s own cartoons, China is sleeping with Vietnam, Laos is having an affair with Mongolia, Russia just broke up with Serbia, Croatia has a crush on Macedonia, Greece owes money to Italy, England is paranoid and has barricaded itself in its room, Ireland has turned to drinking, Wales is being ignored, Norway is taking care of its son Iceland, Sweden is being invaded by The Colbert Nation ( I know that’s not a real country) Mexico is trying to rape USA, USA is still upset at Cuba, Canada is laughing at everybody, Scotland is still not a real country, Australia is getting it on with New Zealand, India feels crowded, South Africa is bored, Syria is going through puberty, Israel is about to get jumped and Egypt is butthurt.

Portugal should’ve been apart of Spain

Scotland is still not a real country

I hate you

Originally posted by ilvon:

Portugal should’ve been apart of Spain

Spain should’ve been a part of Mexico.