Twilight

Shit movie and shit book. I despise it. Someone at my school thinks she is a vampire after watching and reading Twilight (See the faggotry this book and movie has brought us). I am bringing garlic and a stake and putting it in her locker. She is also an animu lover. Someone wanna add on to this prank or tell their own stories, pranks or anything about hating Twilight? (Also, Twilight = Twitlight)

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Hang a cross up in her locker, tape the garlic to the back of the cross, super glue the stake to the front of the cross so that the pointy part is pointing towards the opening of the locker, and video tape her response.

I don’t think anybody here is a “inb4omgtwilightistehbestuhater” so this topic is safe

Imma go to school looking like a vampire hunter.

Originally posted by UzumakiNaruto:

Hang a cross up in her locker, tape the garlic to the back of the cross, super glue the stake to the front of the cross so that the pointy part is pointing towards the opening of the locker, and video tape her response.

I can picture it now. 37 million hits on youtube. And a whole shit load of vampires pissed off.

I can picture it now. 37 million hits on youtube. And a whole shit load of vampires pissed off.

Me too.

HEY LOOK OVER HERE SO I CAN RUIN THIS BOOK!!! HOLY SHIT Jacob rapes Bella’s daughter, Bella almost dies but becomes a vampire, she lives happily ever after with Edward!!!1

Wouldn’t she have an awfuly hard time walking around in the sun?

Perhaps he lives in UK. where its never sunny

Yes, I heard that that movie and book is very crappy and unoriginal… and that only 15 year old girls think that it’s cool.

Originally posted by DarthNader:

Wouldn’t she have an awfuly hard time walking around in the sun?

What if she has an umbrella?

Or had a suit on?

Kids that have those issues are very strange.. like emos, or, ‘vampire things’

I like the books.
I hate the fans.

Nail a cross to the inside of her locker, super glue garlic to the whole inside of her locker, super glue a stake to the middle of the cross, go to school dressed as a vampire hunter, and shine a flashlight on her all day. Also, super glue a gooseneck lamp to her desk.

Why do you guys have to be so mean to Twilight lovers.. they are people too, not very good people, but they are people..

Stab her in the heart with the stake, shove garlic down her throat, then cut off her head. I guess you could also hit her a few times with the cross, I don’t know.

I am bringing garlic and a stake and putting it in her locker.

It won’t really have much effect, since, in the book, you can’t kill vampires like that. Nice try for a prank though.

I only know this because I’m one of those Twilight fans….

Emobubbles, they aren’t people, they are blood sucking vampires.

sigh. we had this issue when I was in school. It revolved around the movie “The Craft” and soon after little witches were popping up who all had “powers” and what not. It happens every generation in every school, when people are trying to find their identity, they latch onto what ever media they believe is popular and try to emulate it. The same can be said for kids who come from a better upbringing, from nice suburbia homes, but for some reason or other think they’re “from da hood” because they listen to rap. As a side note (see the faggotry this book and movie has brought us) seems to be a useless if not bigot response to closet homo case. Sorry, but the kids in school that used these terms the most turned out to be gay eventually. A psychological call for help if there was any other.

It appears we have a Twilight fan in our midst.
looks at 1ashl

Also, paintmethod has no idea what he’s talking about.

Burn her at the stake.

As much as I dislike Twilight, I am tempted to accept anything that will get kids to actually read these days.

As much as I dislike Twilight, I am tempted to accept anything that will get kids to actually read these days.

You really should see a psychologist about that.

OMG HOW KAN U GUYS EVAN MAEK FUN OF TWILITE EDWARD IS HOT AND I BET U R ALL JEALUS NOLIFS WHO HAET LIF

Nail a cross to the inside of her locker, super glue garlic to the whole inside of her locker, super glue a stake to the middle of the cross, go to school dressed as a vampire hunter, and shine a flashlight on her all day. Also, super glue a gooseneck lamp to her desk.

tight. I’ll try that out sometime.