How to get out of chores.

Do such a bad and annoying job at it your parents will just get impatient and do it themselves.

Then you waste your time acting like youre doing them. Much longer then doing it yourself.

You should be ashamed.

I consistently offer to take over chores when I see my parents doing them.

I did that when i lived with my parents, that ended with my losing my computer and having to do more jobs.

well living with out your parents not doing chores makes fur one hell of a messy house.

That’s common sense.

Doing that causes me to be shouted at, mother having a tantrum and her throwing shit around.

do it you lazy fuck. so then you can find moneys under the couch.

Do them, it’s the only way that 100% works
The only time it does not work is when your parents are annoyed because you do not help them because they have never asked you to help ;_;

Better option: Hire a butler/maid.

If you can afford it, this is one both you and your parents would benefit from.

Originally posted by AlextheGreat13:

Better option: Hire a butler/maid.

If you can afford it, this is one both you and your parents would benefit from.

you, becuz you don’t ahve to do anything and you can have free sexytimes w/ the maid/butler.
and parents becuz they don’t have to do anything and they get free sexytimes w/ eatchother.

Better option: Just kill your parents.