>Getting a shout telling me to stop using posts in this format

>Reply to the shout with a word Zshadow doesn’t like
>First world anarchist
>Make a thread about that shout
>Draw attention to the shout
>Zshadow notices the word
>Permanent ban
>My game stays up, making me dozens of more dollars
>I make a new account and post in OT, but without my 10k posts
>Doesn’t matter, because post count doesn’t mean anything
>Since it’s a new account, get banned early
>Make new accounts
>Get banned
>Become the next zamininc
>Start making threads about women I would like to be in a relationship with
>Actually get in a relationship with one
>Get married
>Have two kids
>One becomes a world-renowned journalist
>The other cures cancer
>Live the rest of my days being proud of my children
>Die of cancer because my son disowned me and refuses to give me the cure
>MFW

ITT: Discuss decomposition rates in human corpses, and how eventually only a skull will remain.

You shouldn’t greentext. if a mod says not to, then don’t. that’s an important rule.

I don’t mind 4 or 5 liners, but what you did gives me a headache.