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The Holy Lebibe

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Hi I’m making a religion. In the beginning, there was Ceiling Cat. He crawled through the ceiling of the universe, into a bar. He proceeded to get drunk, and barfed. He climbed through the ceiling of said barf, into the universe and created life! He gave us free will, and because of this, (and he was drunk) there is an evil. This evil is known as basement cat.

That’s just the beginning, we also have indisputable and logical evidence on global warming! (We have borrowed this idea from the Church of Flying Spaghetti Monster). The number of pirates (holy beings) directly correlates with temperatures.

 
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Makes sense..

 
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Can I join your church?

 
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Yes. You must be cleansed by drinking a whole cup of milk.

 
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Can it be chocolate milk?

 
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What about the lactose intolerant?

 
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No. It has to be 2% white milk.

For lactose intolerant, just drink normal soymilk, or water.

 
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dogs muahahahaha

 
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Ill join yer church! :D
Kitteh Prayer Pictures, Images and Photos

 
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What about those pirates in Somalia? Are they helping?

 
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This thread should be deleted. Even if it’s for the lulz. I’m a Christian and I find this offencive.

 
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This thread should be deleted. Even if it’s for the lulz. I’m a Christian and I find this offencive.

I’m offended you think my religion is fake. You really need better manners, people can believe what they want, and I chose to be a Catist.

 
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Okay but please change it to anything but Holy and Bible scrambled it offends me. You can change it to Holy Cable.

 
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Changed.

 
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Please don’t make it remotely to bible. If you keep doing that I’ll have to report you. :/

 
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How is it close to “Bible”… The only thing close is the “Bib” in the middle

 
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Please don’t make it remotely close to Bible.

 
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There’s already something like this

-the church of flying spaghetti monster or something

 
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You are making a problem where there shouldn’t be one, I don’t see why it can’t be have a sequence of 3 letters in it.

@Someguy – BEWBS, and yeah, I said we believe in some of the same things. But flying spaghetti monsters are ridiculous, we believe in Ceiling Cat.

 
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Wait, your offended, that the name is close to the bible’s?

 
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Just change it!!!

 
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He doesn’t have too.
Remember that special amendment, “the right to free speech”

 
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I’m a Christian. I live by the bible. Somebody is making a reference to it for laughs.

 
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I’m a Christian. I live by the bible. Somebody is making a reference to it for laughs.

False.

 
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That’s it I’m reporting you.