I’m so fat my ass has it’s own parking garage.
I’m so fat my wife has to rent some snow dogs and skying equipment just clime on top of me.
I’m so fat when I fucked woup Mom after we where done she looked like the way Wiled E Coyote looks like when he’s crushed.
I’m so fat epicshowdown shoots me when he goes on safari because he thinks he’s found the legendary white elephant.
I’m so fat Zshadow use my ass to bounce satellite waves off my ass to hide OT from the FBI.
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