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Is it safe to eat grass?

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I’ve been eating grass before football practice the past two days. It actually tastes quite nice, but is it safe?

 
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Of course. Of course it is.

 
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http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Is+eating+grass+bad+for+you%3F

 
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It may be safe, but it’s pretty damn stupid.

 
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other than it being dirty you shouldn’t have any issues.

 
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I think it’s OK to eat, but it’s hard to chew it well enough to swallow it.

 
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I ate grass at a park before when I was small, but I stopped ever since I found out that dogs do their business there….

 
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Cows eat grass. I don’t see why it wouldn’t be safe for a human too.

 
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What’s the difference between a human and a cow, really, besides cows have like, too many stomachs?

 
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Must destroy all anti-grass.

 
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I don’t know.

 
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It’s not that bad. Infact it tastes like parsley leaf.

 
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Grass or, ya’know “grass”?

 
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Originally posted by JoeySkywalker:

Grass or, ya’know “grass”?

Do you eat “grass” or do you smoke it? Your statement is invalid, you can only eat grass but you smoke “grass”.

 
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Absolutely. You might swallow a grass seed, which will grow in your stomach. After many days of extreme pain, you will succumb to it and become one with the earth.

Chances of this infection grow drastically during spring.

 
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Originally posted by CurryBrace:

Cows eat grass. I don’t see why it wouldn’t be safe for a human too.

Originally posted by CurryBrace:

What’s the difference between a human and a cow, really, besides cows have like, too many stomachs?

What?!

 
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Yes.

 
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The answer lies in “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory”.

(the one with Johnny Depp, NOT the one with Gene Wilder)

 
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Yes, but don’t eat too much.

 
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Eating grass is not that unsafe it itself.

Eating grass in a place where people walk all over it and throw thier trash on it and let thier dogs relieve themselves on it, that is a little unsafe.

 
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don’t eat grass from public places or people’s houses or farms, because it might have fertilizer

so pretty much to answer your question, NO

 
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Yeah. If Your A Cow.

 
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Originally posted by livold:
Originally posted by JoeySkywalker:

Grass or, ya’know “grass”?

Do you eat “grass” or do you smoke it? Your statement is invalid, you can only eat grass but you smoke “grass”.

No… you can eat it or smoke it or drink it.
Some people bake it into brownies or cakes or cookies some people just eat it plan some people sprinkle it over food. Other times it is brewed into a tea. You clearly have no clue what you are talking about

 
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Why are there deleted posts in this thread? Now half of what I said makes no sense.

 
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I prefer my grass pre-mowed