These fucking kids keep riding their bikes through my yard

How should I deal with this?

Spike strips and tripwire.

Install land mines, enjoy success.

Throw balloons full of rat poison and Clorox. Aim for the mouth.

Are you too lazy to put up a fence?

bear traps, crossbows, tell their parents, pet bear, spiked ball of death with hand sanitizer, salt, lemon juice and aids on it,yell, GFTO you f***ing kids ill shove your bikes down your dick sucking throats, t-shirt cannon, brick cannon, crane kick, set pool of oil on yard and burn them off, lastly spiked ninja whip thing.

Originally posted by fma1:

Are you too lazy to put up a fence?

Front yard fences are for gays and jews.

An I don’t like it up the bum an I’m not rich.

Anything from rocket launchers to miniguns work.

Set fireworks at them, always seems to scare kids off for whatever reason.

Place a Pedobear decoy by the walkway!

WIN

Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:

How should I deal with this?

barbed wire fence,
lawn covered with caltrops

problem solved
whoever dares go through your lawn does not value their limbs.

Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:

Originally posted by fma1:

Are you too lazy to put up a fence?

Front yard fences are for gays and jews.

An I don’t like it up the bum an I’m not rich.

then use the caltrops
but just hide them under dirt so no one steals them
but you may have to remove each one in order to mow your lawn.

new solution
move into the country and out of the suburbs and there will be no kids around to walk on anyones lawn.

Do nothing.

Landmines

Yell, “YOU CRAZY, HOOLIGAN KIDS GET OFF MY LAaAaAWN!”, while shaking your fist.

Originally posted by NO_IDOLS:

Landmines

Was going to say taht

Buy an offshore oil drilling platform and live in it.

bikers will avoid dog logs

… meanwhile the kids keep on running around the yard without a problem …

Better to put up a fence, whether you like it or not
Or you could pick your shotgun and fire a dud
That’ll keep them away (PS: You might get a ticket for that)

holes
holes
holes

Originally posted by FlabbyWoofWoof:

holes
holes
holes

5 feet deep and 5 feet diameter. Oh and don’t forget to eat LOTS of onions to keep the yellow spotted lizards at bay. :D

Originally posted by JohnRulz:

Spike strips and tripwire.

Originally posted by CowFriend:

Install land mines, enjoy success.

Originally posted by Bunlip:

bear traps, crossbows, tell their parents, pet bear, spiked ball of death with hand sanitizer, salt, lemon juice and aids on it,yell, GFTO you f***ing kids ill shove your bikes down your dick sucking throats, t-shirt cannon, brick cannon, crane kick, set pool of oil on yard and burn them off, lastly spiked ninja whip thing.

Originally posted by moomoofire11:

Set fireworks at them, always seems to scare kids off for whatever reason.

Originally posted by Seesine:

Anything from rocket launchers to miniguns work.

Originally posted by NO_IDOLS:

Landmines

These are good ideas. If you are successful enough, you will land in prison, a place devoid of children riding bicycles.

Originally posted by JohnRulz:

Spike strips and tripwire.

Agree with this, or something to make them stack.

in my country u may kill dogs which get on ur yard. and… annoying kids with dogs are equal to dogs. so if u were me, u could kill them.