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How Do I Get Rid Of My Fat Ass

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hello, i have finally discovered y no one likes me. its cuz of my butt. i was walking home and looked in a car window and saw my big, fat ass. u know, those butts which stupid math nerds without friends always have. i dont want to be one of them, please help me. i kept googling but i couldnt find anything to make my butt thiner and more handsome. please give me tips on how to make my ass small.

 
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Just make sure your nutrition is varied and well balanced and do exercise. You should look better as you adopt a healthier lifestyle.

Lifting also helps inb4zam

 
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Exercise

 
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there is no way to lose fat in just one part of your body but, do some shit like running or biking good ways to lose fat.

 
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There are 2 known ways to get rid of it.

1- Take a loan.
2- Running.

 
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ha,ha,ha…….Surgery

 
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1: There is no spot treatment.
2: You need to take in less calories than you expend (metabolic rate)

That’s all there is to it, really.

inb4zam

damnit madjedi

 
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okay… i will start cycling to school again.

 
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Originally posted by Rolby:

okay… i will start cycling to school again.

What’s your height and weight (and bodyfat % if you know it)

If you post a side-view picture I could estimate your bodyfat %.

 
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uhm… height is 183 centimetres and weight is 76 kilograms.

 
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Post a pic of dat ass.

 
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Originally posted by Rolby:

uhm… height is 183 centimetres and weight is 76 kilograms.

In american please.

 
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Originally posted by adv0catus:

Post a pic of dat ass.

uhm… idk how to put stuff from my phone to the computer.

 
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Originally posted by Rolby:
Originally posted by adv0catus:

Post a pic of dat ass.

uhm… idk how to put stuff from my phone to the computer.

What kinda phone you have?? or if you get internet on your phone just email the pic to yourself then open it on your computer

 
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Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:
Originally posted by Rolby:

uhm… height is 183 centimetres and weight is 76 kilograms.

In american please.

167lbs and 5.93 feet

 
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Originally posted by Rich112:
Originally posted by Rolby:
Originally posted by adv0catus:

Post a pic of dat ass.

uhm… idk how to put stuff from my phone to the computer.

What kinda phone you have?? or if you get internet on your phone just email the pic to yourself then open it on your computer

ok, i dont think my phone is smart enought to mail things to others. but i have blackberry curve.

 
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Knife.

 
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Originally posted by Rolby:

ok, i dont think my phone is smart enought to mail things to others. but i have blackberry curve.

That phone is definitely smart enough to do that.

Don’t blame your stupidity on inanimate objects.

 
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Originally posted by TheInternetRules:
Originally posted by Rolby:

ok, i dont think my phone is smart enought to mail things to others. but i have blackberry curve.

That phone is definitely smart enough to do that.

Don’t blame your stupidity on inanimate objects.

wow calm down bro, i didnt know it was smart enough. just thought it wasnt. no need to get mad.

 
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Originally posted by 91238576T25:

There are 2 known ways to get rid of it.

1- Take a loan.
2- Running.

If you want, you can take a loan from him and then I can preform…….Surgery…ha…ha…ha…

 
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Originally posted by TheInternetRules:
Originally posted by Rolby:

ok, i dont think my phone is smart enought to mail things to others. but i have blackberry curve.

That phone is definitely smart enough to do that.

Don’t blame your stupidity on inanimate objects.

If you weren’t such a brony that would’ve been hilarious.

 
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Originally posted by Rolby:
Originally posted by TheInternetRules:
Originally posted by Rolby:

ok, i dont think my phone is smart enought to mail things to others. but i have blackberry curve.

That phone is definitely smart enough to do that.

Don’t blame your stupidity on inanimate objects.

wow calm down bro, i didnt know it was smart enough. just thought it wasnt. no need to get mad.

most phones have been smart enough to do that for a long time I can send an get email with my old ass flip phone that was my roommates that he got back in 03

 
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Cut it off, OP.

 
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place a hit on it