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What is the best way to hurt someone's feelings?

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Any ideas?

 
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Be straightforward with it. Tell the person you hate “Fuck you and go away.”

 
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Why do you want to hurt someone’s feelings? :(

 
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Tell them they were adopted by accident.

 
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Originally posted by VanHalen1:

Why do you want to hurt someone’s feelings? :(

Because at one time, they actually wanted to talk to me, and now they really don’t, and they just kind of ignore me, and pay attention to their other friends. And if i send them an email, they won’t reply, and if they do, they will just answer with one word. There are other reasons too.

 
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Use insults with deep meaning.

Originally posted by Johnyboy29:

Because at one time, they actually wanted to talk to me, and now they really don’t, and they just kind of ignore me, and pay attention to their other friends. And if i send them an email, they won’t reply, and if they do, they will just answer with one word. There are other reasons too.

Those are the most ridiculous reasons I’ve ever heard.

 
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Make them a promise and then break it.

Cause harm to one of their loved ones.

Destroy something they worked hard to get.

 
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Originally posted by Johnyboy29:
Originally posted by VanHalen1:

Why do you want to hurt someone’s feelings? :(

Because at one time, they actually wanted to talk to me, and now they really don’t, and they just kind of ignore me, and pay attention to their other friends. And if i send them an email, they won’t reply, and if they do, they will just answer with one word. There are other reasons too.

Kind of a dick move, for sure, but you have a lovely opportunity to not be a dick.
So don’t be a dick. Move on.

 
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I’m not advocating being a dick either; I’m just answering the question.

 
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Originally posted by AlextheGreat13:

Make them a promise and then break it.

Cause harm to one of their loved ones.

Destroy something they worked hard to get.

Or, just like the original Alex the Great, forcefully marry the daughter of the person you killed.

 
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Dad: “Son/daughter, you were never meant to be made. We forgot to use birth control.”

That’s how.

 
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beleive in ourself

 
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Rip their 20-page essay in half.

 
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Tell them something that hurts to learn, but which they absolutely need to know.
e.g. “LOOK! your mother isn’t returning because she’s DEAD!”.
That’s the best. But it’s probably not what you’re looking for, so…my advice is to try turning the other cheek once in a while, if only to confuse them.

 
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Ask TheFatBlob, I hear he infects people with nematodes if they get on his bad side.

 
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Hurt their feelings, call a chick fat. Thats always effective.

 
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Say “u suck”.

 
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Simple! Don’t care :D. Problem solved.

 
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Truth hurts. If you dislike something in a person, just blurt it out (see above)

 
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Sounds petty.

 
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OP’s reasons are the equivalent of a 5 year old getting angry because another person was “not playing nicely”

 
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Are they black? MUAHAHAHAH

 
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1: Have a child with them
2: Kill the child
3: Marry their daughter

This actually happens

 
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Originally posted by Johnyboy29:

Any ideas?

attack them in away that they cant defend themselves in a logical way
and make them be ashamed of themselves

Originally posted by cllazyman:

Use insults with deep meaning.

Originally posted by Johnyboy29:

Because at one time, they actually wanted to talk to me, and now they really don’t, and they just kind of ignore me, and pay attention to their other friends. And if i send them an email, they won’t reply, and if they do, they will just answer with one word. There are other reasons too.

Those are the most ridiculous reasons I’ve ever heard.

agreed, you have feelings as tough as rotten fruit.

 
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Originally posted by listle6:

Tell them they were adopted by accident.

Actually, when my big brother told me I was adopted, I was relieved.