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Penis VS Vagina (locked)

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Who wins?

 
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Penis

 
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boy vs girl? not fair.

 
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Penis

 
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I like pink taco’s more than hotdogs.

 
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Vagina, because of the capability of multiple orgasms.

 
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Originally posted by afklol:

Vagina, because of the capability of multiple orgasms.

It’s great.

 
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Depends who’s penis it is

 
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Originally posted by holleratthesunn:
Originally posted by afklol:

Vagina, because of the capability of multiple orgasms.

It’s great.

I puked a little in my mouth.

 
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Originally posted by MrSalvador:
Originally posted by holleratthesunn:
Originally posted by afklol:

Vagina, because of the capability of multiple orgasms.

It’s great.

I puked a little in my mouth.

Why??

 
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Penises. They have the better plumbing. Things fail more on a female model than a male’s.

 
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Yeah and I don’t have to sit down to pee so ha!

 
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What’s the criteria for judging here?

I do love vaginas more than most things on this earth, but I’d be lying if I said I wanted one for myself.

 
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Originally posted by Hallucent:
I’d be lying if I said I wanted one for myself.

I wouldn’t..

 
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Penis.

 
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Vagina

 
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Sometimes I wish my penis could be retractable. I hate it when it goes off to one side and it gets caught between the leg and the pants so I have to stealthily push it back to the middle.

 
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What aspect are you talking about?

Pleasure?

Comfort (as in, how much it annoys you on a daily basis)?

How much it hurts when you punch it?

If any of the above, vaginas.

If you’re including the menstrual cycle, however, the penis is far superior.

 
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Well, I wouldn’t want to have a penis.

 
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a bananana

 
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Yes. Banana’s are tasty. :3

 
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Originally posted by Aldir:

Sometimes I wish my penis could be retractable. I hate it when it goes off to one side and it gets caught between the leg and the pants so I have to stealthily push it back to the middle.

ikr! i have this all the time when i get out of a car!

 
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Originally posted by Rolby:
Originally posted by Aldir:

Sometimes I wish my penis could be retractable. I hate it when it goes off to one side and it gets caught between the leg and the pants so I have to stealthily push it back to the middle.

ikr! i have this all the time when i get out of a car!

What the fuck is wrong with you?

 
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Originally posted by Rolby:
Originally posted by Aldir:

Sometimes I wish my penis could be retractable. I hate it when it goes off to one side and it gets caught between the leg and the pants so I have to stealthily push it back to the middle.

ikr! i have this all the time when i get out of a car!

Wear tighter underwear :3

 
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Originally posted by UnleashedBeing:
Originally posted by Rolby:
Originally posted by Aldir:

Sometimes I wish my penis could be retractable. I hate it when it goes off to one side and it gets caught between the leg and the pants so I have to stealthily push it back to the middle.

ikr! i have this all the time when i get out of a car!

What the fuck is wrong with you?

More like what’s wrong with you?