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i've known, and been friends with a girl for five years, but i still dont have the gut to ask her out. what do i do? page 2

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Man up and hold her hand. Nature will take it’s course from there.

 
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Originally posted by Harry_mess:
Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by Harry_mess:
Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by Harry_mess:

Go and ask her out.
There’s nothing else we can do to help you.
Make sure you act confident, and if she says no, continue being friends, enjoy spending time with her, there’s nothing you can do.

You best be joking.

You better step of my grill, or I’ll shizzle yo’ nizzle.
Word.

Yes, brony. Please beat me up.

Got something against Bronies?

Anyone with half a brain has something against bronies.

 
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Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by Harry_mess:
Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by Harry_mess:
Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by Harry_mess:

Go and ask her out.
There’s nothing else we can do to help you.
Make sure you act confident, and if she says no, continue being friends, enjoy spending time with her, there’s nothing you can do.

You best be joking.

You better step of my grill, or I’ll shizzle yo’ nizzle.
Word.

Yes, brony. Please beat me up.

Got something against Bronies?

Anyone with half a brain has something against bronies.

Some would say the same about African Americans.

 
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Originally posted by Harry_mess:
Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by Harry_mess:
Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by Harry_mess:
Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by Harry_mess:

Go and ask her out.
There’s nothing else we can do to help you.
Make sure you act confident, and if she says no, continue being friends, enjoy spending time with her, there’s nothing you can do.

You best be joking.

You better step of my grill, or I’ll shizzle yo’ nizzle.
Word.

Yes, brony. Please beat me up.

Got something against Bronies?

Anyone with half a brain has something against bronies.

Some would say the same about African Americans.

>implying I’m black

>I’m not tho

 
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Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by Harry_mess:
Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by Harry_mess:
Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by Harry_mess:
Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by Harry_mess:

Go and ask her out.
There’s nothing else we can do to help you.
Make sure you act confident, and if she says no, continue being friends, enjoy spending time with her, there’s nothing you can do.

You best be joking.

You better step of my grill, or I’ll shizzle yo’ nizzle.
Word.

Yes, brony. Please beat me up.

Got something against Bronies?

Anyone with half a brain has something against bronies.

Some would say the same about African Americans.

>implying I’m black

>I’m not tho

I’m not implying you’re black.
I’m implying that you’re being as bad as racists.
Just like they shouldn’t discriminate people because of their colour;
You shouldn’t discriminate people because of their likes or dislikes.

Also, out of interest, have you ever even watched an episode of the show?

 
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A pony argues with a horse with a Santa hat on it…My life is complete. XD

 
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Originally posted by jpl521:

see i really like her, but im nervous our friendship will end if I ask, or if she will say no. im not usually nervous of what i say around her, but this is really really nerving me. i dont know what to say, and what to do. please help.

Give her chocolates with vodka in them. Make her eat as many as it takes until she passes out. Then take her to a dark basement. You can thank me later.

 
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Originally posted by Dante_Dreiman:

A pony argues with a horse with a Santa hat on it…My life is complete. XD

*A pony with a Santa hat on argues with a horse with a Santa hat on.

 
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Originally posted by Harry_mess:
Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by Harry_mess:
Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by Harry_mess:
Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by Harry_mess:
Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by Harry_mess:

Go and ask her out.
There’s nothing else we can do to help you.
Make sure you act confident, and if she says no, continue being friends, enjoy spending time with her, there’s nothing you can do.

You best be joking.

You better step of my grill, or I’ll shizzle yo’ nizzle.
Word.

Yes, brony. Please beat me up.

Got something against Bronies?

Anyone with half a brain has something against bronies.

Some would say the same about African Americans.

>implying I’m black

>I’m not tho

I’m not implying you’re black.
I’m implying that you’re being as bad as racists.
Just like they shouldn’t discriminate people because of their colour;
You shouldn’t discriminate people because of their likes or dislikes.

Also, out of interest, have you ever even watched an episode of the show?

Lmfao you must be trolling. I mean…this way of thinking…you MUST be trolling.

 
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Originally posted by Harry_mess:
Originally posted by Dante_Dreiman:

A pony argues with a horse with a Santa hat on it…My life is complete. XD

*A pony with a Santa hat on argues with a horse with a Santa hat on.

~ steals your Santa hat ~

As i was saying…

 
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Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by Harry_mess:
Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by Harry_mess:
Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by Harry_mess:
Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by Harry_mess:
Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by Harry_mess:

Go and ask her out.
There’s nothing else we can do to help you.
Make sure you act confident, and if she says no, continue being friends, enjoy spending time with her, there’s nothing you can do.

You best be joking.

You better step of my grill, or I’ll shizzle yo’ nizzle.
Word.

Yes, brony. Please beat me up.

Got something against Bronies?

Anyone with half a brain has something against bronies.

Some would say the same about African Americans.

>implying I’m black

>I’m not tho

I’m not implying you’re black.
I’m implying that you’re being as bad as racists.
Just like they shouldn’t discriminate people because of their colour;
You shouldn’t discriminate people because of their likes or dislikes.

Also, out of interest, have you ever even watched an episode of the show?

Lmfao you must be trolling. I mean…this way of thinking…you MUST be trolling.

I love how our argument has completely derailed the main topic of this thread.

Seriously though, why discriminate people because of a show they like?
I don’t like Days of Our Lives, that doesn’t mean I hate on people who watch it

And, have you ever watched MLP? Or are you just hating because you “think the show’s gay” or “it’s for little girls”?

 
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Because it’s not about “a show you like.” Bronies go way beyond that and into nightmarish creepiness. Fantasizing about banging CARTOON. PONIES.

And you consider this normal

>mfw this is what bronies actually believe

>mfw i have no face to express my wtfness right now

 
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Firstly, the word “Brony” actually just means a fan of the show.
The word YOU’RE looking for, is “Clopper”, a person who masturbates over characters from the show My Little Pony

I agree with you that Cloppers are weird, and even though I don’t hate on them, I see where you’re coming from that you do.

 
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Originally posted by Harry_mess:

Firstly, the word “Brony” actually just means a fan of the show.
The word YOU’RE looking for, is “Clopper”, a person who masturbates over characters from the show My Little Pony

I agree with you that Cloppers are weird, and even though I don’t hate on them, I see where you’re coming from that you do.

Hahahaha clopper XD
That….that actually sounds right. O.o

 
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5 Years? Yeah, you fucked up. You’re nothing but a friend to her, maybe even an emotional tampon she shoves up her cooch when she needs it.

Everyone above me is an extremely HUGE faggot and needs to take their off-topic shitposting about if liking a show about fucking horses is okay or not.

 
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Originally posted by superfastjelly:

5 Years? Yeah, you fucked up. You’re nothing but a friend to her, maybe even an emotional tampon she shoves up her cooch when she needs it.

Everyone above me is an extremely HUGE faggot and needs to take their off-topic shitposting about if liking a show about fucking horses is okay or not.

If you read the origin of it you would know I’m basically saying the same stuff you are and then this retard is like “DUDE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY ASK HER OUT TRUST ME I’M A BRONY, I FUCK TONS OF BITCHES

PS: I’m not a faggot, you fagocyte

 
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If you read the origin of it you would know I’m basically saying the same stuff you are and then this retard is like “DUDE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY ASK HER OUT TRUST ME I’M A BRONY, I FUCK TONS OF BITCHES”
Yes, brony. Please beat me up.
 
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Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by superfastjelly:

5 Years? Yeah, you fucked up. You’re nothing but a friend to her, maybe even an emotional tampon she shoves up her cooch when she needs it.

Everyone above me is an extremely HUGE faggot and needs to take their off-topic shitposting about if liking a show about fucking horses is okay or not.

If you read the origin of it you would know I’m basically saying the same stuff you are and then this retard is like “DUDE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY ASK HER OUT TRUST ME I’M A BRONY, I FUCK TONS OF BITCHES

PS: I’m not a faggot, you fagocyte

All I did was give him my honest advice, you laughed, so I jokingly said I would “Shizzle yo’ nizzle”, whatever the fuck that means, and you replied, calling me a Brony like it was an insult. I don’t like people using the fact that someone’s a Brony as an insult, as there’s nothing wrong with being a Brony.

 
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Originally posted by superfastjelly:
If you read the origin of it you would know I’m basically saying the same stuff you are and then this retard is like “DUDE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY ASK HER OUT TRUST ME I’M A BRONY, I FUCK TONS OF BITCHES”
Yes, brony. Please beat me up.
Originally posted by Aldir:

WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE ENCOURAGING. NO!

I’m sorry dude, but you waited too long. Asking her out or otherwise telling her you like her WILL ruin your friendship. It may not be that she will completely stop talking to you but things will never be the same. If she had felt the same about you, you would’ve been a couple already. She simply doesn’t like you like that, you are just friends. This is the friendzone, you will never get out.

 
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Old thread but I’ll answer. Don’t fucking date, it’s useless.

 
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Originally posted by 91238576T42:

Old thread but I’ll answer. Don’t fucking date, it’s useless.

That’s some pisspoor advice, bud. Dating opens doors to experience with many things such as romance, caring for another person, sharing feelings / emotions, and more beyond that.

Dating in highschool teaches the youths about many such things that will prepare them for their future with another mate – should it ever come to them splitting up and moving on.

I almost married my girl after dating her for years, how else does someone get that far without dating?

 
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romance, caring for another person, sharing feelings / emotions

Hahhahahahaha xDD no he just want to get his penis wet and love doesn’t exist! don’t forget that the girl he wants is his friend so it’ll ruin the friendship he has got :D I mean he won’t date her forever it’ll end sooner or later :P But friendships tend to last longer.

 
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Most likely she friendzoned you. Move on.