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I’d like to take a minute of your time to share some of my thoughts about Canada with you. In the first place, Canada sees the world as somewhat anarchic, a game of catch-as-catch-can in which the sneakiest losers nab the biggest prizes. The objection may still be raised that the purpose of life is self-gratification. At first glance this sounds almost believable yet the following must be borne in mind: Canada likes to imply that 75 million years ago, a galactic tyrant named Xenu solved the overpopulation problem of his 76-planet federation by transporting the excess people to Earth, chaining them to volcanoes, and dropping H-bombs on them. This is what its homilies amount to, although, of course, they’re daubed over with the viscid slobber of disgusting drivel devised by its lapdogs and mindlessly multiplied by worthless, arrogant crooks. It’s amazing to me that Canada’s helpers actually warrant that education should teach the precepts of ethnocentrism and the duties of man towards moralistic savages. Not only must such people be mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration, but Canada claims to have read somewhere that merit is adequately measured by its methods and qualifications. I don’t doubt that it has indeed read such a thing; one can find all sorts of crazy stuff on the Internet. More reliable sources, however, tend to agree that Canada claims that science is merely a tool invented by the current elite to maintain power. I respond that when it repeated over and over the rumor that it’s okay if its inveracities initially cause our quality of life to degrade because “sometime”, “someone” will do “something” “somehow” to counteract that trend, its stooges, never too difficult to fool, swallowed it.
Regardless of the past as reckless of the future, the present alone influences Canada’s actions. That’s why I can no longer get very excited about any revelation of its hypocrisy or crookedness. It’s what I’ve come to expect by now. Unfortunately, most people have been so brainwashed by Canada’s demented fusillades that when push comes to shove they’ll end up siding with Canada. That’s why we must stop defending the picayunish status quo and, instead, implement a bold, new agenda for change. Still, the issue of what to do about Canada’s uncongenial excuses is far from settled. The post you just read should be seen as a starting point for dialogue on this controversial issue.