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Some girl at my school thinks I'm a part of the Illuminati.

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Today, she asked me if I had any magical powers. I denied it and just said that I’m just a normal person who gets good grades. I wanted to give a sarcastic response, but I know that she would take it seriously, and then I would feel bad for screwing her up more than she already is.

OT, should I try to explain to this girl that the things she believes are utter bullshit, or should I try to get the most LULZ out of this situation?

 
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You should tell her that what she thinks about you isn’t real. We don’t want her to know about our secret society now, do we? Try to reason with her; explain why her logic is flawed and how being a good student isn’t something special. If she’s being stubborn with her beliefs, let her be.

 
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Tell her you’re working for Russian Intelligence.

 
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I say get lulz. It will be glorious

 
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Wait, you aren’t actually from Illuminati?

 
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Originally posted by Seesine:

Wait, you aren’t actually from Illuminati?

implying that illuminati is real

 
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it is real, right?

 
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It used to be real in Germany but no linger exists.However the Masonic Lodge is based on the ideaology of them.Tell them your part of a secret group working for the goal of bringing back the USSR.I should join that group if it exists.Probably does somewhere.IM A COMMIE!

Originally posted by bjjdude:
Originally posted by Seesine:

Wait, you aren’t actually from Illuminati?


implying that illuminati is real

 
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Lulz are of utmost importance.

 
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The Illuminate is real. Whether it lives up to conspiracy theories is another, debatable, story.

You’re probably best to just set her straight.

 
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I am in the Spoonuminati. The Illuminati is fake.

 
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It used to be real in Germany but no linger exists.However the Masonic Lodge is based on the ideaology of them.Tell them your part of a secret group working for the goal of bringing back the USSR.I should join that group if it exists.Probably does somewhere.IM A COMMIE!

Are you the girl from OP’s story

 
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tell her that if she is really good you will show her to your lizardkin overlordmaster for reeducation.

 
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Go for the lulz

 
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I think you got trolled :D

 
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Is it because of that sexy mustache you possess?

 
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Dude.Uh, i have a similar situition.Except this chick keeps asking me like, when are the next cult meetings and im like……friday?

 
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Lulz, of course
Just keep on screwing her up

 
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You should tell her you actually are a part of the NHK

 
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I can see through your clever ruse, Alex. You’re just trying to make us think you aren’t part of the Illuminati, but you don’t have us fooled…

 
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Originally posted by Zshadow:

I can see through your clever ruse, Alex. You’re just trying to make us think you aren’t part of the Illuminati, but you don’t have us fooled…

That’s what I thought too.

Originally posted by bjjdude:
Originally posted by Seesine:

Wait, you aren’t actually from Illuminati?

implying that illuminati is real

It is.

 
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Killuminati.

 
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tell her you are from the CIA.

 
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I would be serious with her and tell her I work for the KKK.

 
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hey that isn’t funny I have schizophrenic delusions of the illuminati