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Originally posted by malevolant33:
Originally posted by EPR89:
Originally posted by malevolant33:
Originally posted by EPR89:
Originally posted by malevolant33:

Why do you have to do pushups to play a game?

Because his parents are smart.

That doesn’t answer my question lol

Not a fan of indirect speech acts, eh?
Oh, well:
Because his parents told him: “Son, if you want to know where we buried your PlayThing whatever number it is called you will need to do 50 pushups.”

So back to the ultimate question…..why?

Because he’s fat :)

 
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Originally posted by 91238576T41:
Originally posted by malevolant33:
Originally posted by EPR89:
Originally posted by malevolant33:
Originally posted by EPR89:
Originally posted by malevolant33:

Why do you have to do pushups to play a game?

Because his parents are smart.

That doesn’t answer my question lol

Not a fan of indirect speech acts, eh?
Oh, well:
Because his parents told him: “Son, if you want to know where we buried your PlayThing whatever number it is called you will need to do 50 pushups.”

So back to the ultimate question…..why?

Because he’s fat :)

Or skinny.
Or skinnyfat.
And obedient to his parents.

 
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Sounds like a fair deal if I had to do it
I’d do push-ups anyway

 
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>OP complaining about not being able to play PS3
>meanwhile, thousands of kids are starving in Africa

OP is a spoiled bitch

 
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I have to not get Ds in order to play on the ps3

 
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Originally posted by MFThomas_v2:

I have to not get Ds in order to play on the ps3

Good thing that Fs aren’t Ds

 
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Originally posted by CROWcialism:
Originally posted by MFThomas_v2:

I have to not get Ds in order to play on the ps3

Good thing that Fs aren’t Ds

Sick burn.

 
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Originally posted by CROWcialism:
Originally posted by MFThomas_v2:

I have to not get Ds in order to play on the ps3

Good thing that Fs aren’t Ds

we don’t have Fs, we have Es

 
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Originally posted by Maik50:

Sounds like a fair deal if I had to do it
I’d do push-ups anyway

^Yeah.

 
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you should be able to do that in like less than 2 mins

 
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Originally posted by Rich112:

you should be able to do that in like less than 2 mins

RICH112, ATHLETE EXTRAORDINAIRE

PLEASE TELL US ABOUT YOUR ATHLETIC ACHIEVEMENTS.

 
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Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by Rich112:

you should be able to do that in like less than 2 mins

RICH112, ATHLETE EXTRAORDINAIRE

PLEASE TELL US ABOUT YOUR ATHLETIC ACHIEVEMENTS.

my athletic achievements have nothing to do with anything even the most out of shape fastest people I know can do at lest 10 pushups with out any issues

 
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Originally posted by Rich112:
Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by Rich112:

you should be able to do that in like less than 2 mins

RICH112, ATHLETE EXTRAORDINAIRE

PLEASE TELL US ABOUT YOUR ATHLETIC ACHIEVEMENTS.

my athletic achievements have nothing to do with anything even the most out of shape fastest people I know can do at lest 10 pushups with out any issues

But it’s not 10, it’s 50

 
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Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by Rich112:
Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by Rich112:

you should be able to do that in like less than 2 mins

RICH112, ATHLETE EXTRAORDINAIRE

PLEASE TELL US ABOUT YOUR ATHLETIC ACHIEVEMENTS.

my athletic achievements have nothing to do with anything even the most out of shape fastest people I know can do at lest 10 pushups with out any issues

But it’s not 10, it’s 50

even if you can only do 10 at a time

do 10 then take even like a 1 minuet or 2 brake shouldn’t ever take any longer then 12 mins or so I have a 400lb roommate that could do 50 push ups in less than 10 mins

 
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Gawd Rich you’re so full of shit not even you can believe it.
1 minute breaks are too long.

 
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Originally posted by Aldir:

Gawd Rich you’re so full of shit not even you can believe it.
1 minute breaks are too long.

to long for what??

 
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Originally posted by BobTehStoner:

I’m skinny as fuck and I could probably do that
Does it have to all be at once

Being skinny doesn’t make you weak, just as being big and muscular doesn’t make you strong. Look at Bruce Lee, for example, if that’s what you mean by skinny.

 
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big and muscular doesn’t make you strong

Erm yes it does. That’s the point of growing muscles. That an dem aesthetics.

 
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Originally posted by Aldir:

big and muscular doesn’t make you strong

Erm yes it does. That’s the point of growing muscles. That an dem aesthetics.

No, see, you can be huge but still weaker than someone three times thinner than you. Another example I’ll give is one of those huge ripped muscular dudes that show themselves naked in front of judges. The way they gain muscle leaves them weak. They become gigantic and shredded but weak nonetheless. That’s usually the case anyway.
I’m only saying that being huge doesn’t mean you are strong. It’s a good indication, but not a guarantee in any way.

 
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Shut the fuck up, Spear

 
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Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
Originally posted by Aldir:

big and muscular doesn’t make you strong

Erm yes it does. That’s the point of growing muscles. That an dem aesthetics.

No, see, you can be huge but still weaker than someone three times thinner than you. Another example I’ll give is one of those huge ripped muscular dudes that show themselves naked in front of judges. The way they gain muscle leaves them weak. They become gigantic and shredded but weak nonetheless. That’s usually the case anyway.
I’m only saying that being huge doesn’t mean you are strong. It’s a good indication, but not a guarantee in any way.

bronies actually think like this, lmao

 
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Originally posted by BobTehStoner:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
Originally posted by Aldir:

big and muscular doesn’t make you strong

Erm yes it does. That’s the point of growing muscles. That an dem aesthetics.

No, see, you can be huge but still weaker than someone three times thinner than you. Another example I’ll give is one of those huge ripped muscular dudes that show themselves naked in front of judges. The way they gain muscle leaves them weak. They become gigantic and shredded but weak nonetheless. That’s usually the case anyway.
I’m only saying that being huge doesn’t mean you are strong. It’s a good indication, but not a guarantee in any way.

bronies actually think like this, lmao

If you wanna refute my proof-supported claims, you’ll need more than “bronies actually think like this, lmao” which does nothing but make you look like a moron.

 
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Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
Originally posted by BobTehStoner:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
Originally posted by Aldir:

big and muscular doesn’t make you strong

Erm yes it does. That’s the point of growing muscles. That an dem aesthetics.

No, see, you can be huge but still weaker than someone three times thinner than you. Another example I’ll give is one of those huge ripped muscular dudes that show themselves naked in front of judges. The way they gain muscle leaves them weak. They become gigantic and shredded but weak nonetheless. That’s usually the case anyway.
I’m only saying that being huge doesn’t mean you are strong. It’s a good indication, but not a guarantee in any way.

bronies actually think like this, lmao

If you wanna refute my proof-supported claims, you’ll need more than “bronies actually think like this, lmao” which does nothing but make you look like a moron.

proof-supported claims

you never showed any proof, fucknut

 
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Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
Originally posted by BobTehStoner:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
Originally posted by Aldir:

big and muscular doesn’t make you strong

Erm yes it does. That’s the point of growing muscles. That an dem aesthetics.

No, see, you can be huge but still weaker than someone three times thinner than you. Another example I’ll give is one of those huge ripped muscular dudes that show themselves naked in front of judges. The way they gain muscle leaves them weak. They become gigantic and shredded but weak nonetheless. That’s usually the case anyway.
I’m only saying that being huge doesn’t mean you are strong. It’s a good indication, but not a guarantee in any way.

bronies actually think like this, lmao

If you wanna refute my proof-supported claims, you’ll need more than “bronies actually think like this, lmao” which does nothing but make you look like a moron.

You IRL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDzHatHXGh0

 
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Originally posted by BobTehStoner:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
Originally posted by BobTehStoner:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
Originally posted by Aldir:

big and muscular doesn’t make you strong

Erm yes it does. That’s the point of growing muscles. That an dem aesthetics.

No, see, you can be huge but still weaker than someone three times thinner than you. Another example I’ll give is one of those huge ripped muscular dudes that show themselves naked in front of judges. The way they gain muscle leaves them weak. They become gigantic and shredded but weak nonetheless. That’s usually the case anyway.
I’m only saying that being huge doesn’t mean you are strong. It’s a good indication, but not a guarantee in any way.

bronies actually think like this, lmao

If you wanna refute my proof-supported claims, you’ll need more than “bronies actually think like this, lmao” which does nothing but make you look like a moron.

You IRL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDzHatHXGh0

I remember when I was 8 years old and tied my hoodie around the waist