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Give me one reason not to kill you

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best answer gets to live

 
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because i can kill you too

 
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I have money and a female Asian neighbour.

 
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because I’m racist, lol.

 
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Anything you like I can bake it for you? Cakes, cookies, pies, bread, you name it.

 
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Originally posted by pink_princess:

Anything you like I can bake it for you? Cakes, cookies, pies, bread, you name it.


Did I mention that my neighbour can barely speak English? Most of the time she just says yes because she’s afraid to say something impolite.

 
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I’m useful.

 
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Originally posted by TerribleToaster:

I’m useful.

how

 
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i’m better than you

 
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I’d like to see you try and kill me.

 
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I’m a toaster. I toast things.

 
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Originally posted by Rpoman2009:

I’d like to see you try and kill me.

instant loss

 
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so you could torture me more

 
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Originally posted by speedy250:

so you could torture me more

you’re in the lead

 
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Originally posted by MFThomas_v2:
Originally posted by speedy250:

so you could torture me more

you’re in the lead

If you asked my neighbour if she’d like to be tortured, she would probably say yes.
Also, I have money.

 
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I’m Immortal.

 
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Originally posted by Immortal7777:

I’m Immoral.

Fixed.

 
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Because I am a fellow antibrony.

 
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I spelled it right, damn it!

 
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I disagree.

 
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If you kill me, Jesse won’t cook for you.

 
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i’ll only come back stronger than you can possibly imagine

 
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I will give you my liver if you let me live.

no I won’t

 
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Originally posted by cesarcurado:

I will give you my liver if you let me live.

no I won’t

My neighbour has a liver.

 
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I don’t care about your chink neighbor