Give me one reason not to kill you

best answer gets to live

because i can kill you too

I have money and a female Asian neighbour.

because I’m racist, lol.

Anything you like I can bake it for you? Cakes, cookies, pies, bread, you name it.

Originally posted by pink_princess:

Anything you like I can bake it for you? Cakes, cookies, pies, bread, you name it.

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Did I mention that my neighbour can barely speak English? Most of the time she just says yes because she’s afraid to say something impolite.

I’m useful.

Originally posted by TerribleToaster:

I’m useful.

how

i’m better than you

I’d like to see you try and kill me.

I’m a toaster. I toast things.

Originally posted by Rpoman2009:

I’d like to see you try and kill me.

instant loss

so you could torture me more

Originally posted by speedy250:

so you could torture me more

you’re in the lead

Originally posted by MFThomas_v2:

Originally posted by speedy250:

so you could torture me more

you’re in the lead

If you asked my neighbour if she’d like to be tortured, she would probably say yes.
Also, I have money.

I’m Immortal.

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

I’m Immoral.

Fixed.

Because I am a fellow antibrony.

I spelled it right, damn it!

I disagree.

If you kill me, Jesse won’t cook for you.

i’ll only come back stronger than you can possibly imagine

I will give you my liver if you let me live.

no I won’t

Originally posted by cesarcurado:

I will give you my liver if you let me live.

no I won’t

My neighbour has a liver.

I don’t care about your chink neighbor