Pun of the Day page 2

Originally posted by Rolby:

i got one too. whats the plural of germ? germans!

You’re so muslim upid. Wait that wasn’t a proper pun

You’re so punny, I nearly laughed.

A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. “How much will that be?” asks the neutron. “For you?” replies the bartender, “no charge”

It’s copied from a website but I felt like sharing it :D.

Originally posted by livold:

A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. “How much will that be?” asks the neutron. “For you?” replies the bartender, “no charge”

It’s copied from a website but I felt like sharing it :D.

You have no idea how many times I’ve heard this joke.

What do other Oxygen atoms call an Oxygen atom which reacted with Magnesium?

An oxymoron

Hell omen and lay these. This is an march off a fun, bat it is awe sum!

^ Punny!

I have an iPod.

I called it the Titanic,

It’s syncing right now.

I made a pun in my chemistry class. They gave no reaction to it though…

So two buddies in Edo during the reign of the Tokugawa Shogunate meet in the early morning. One of the guys looks disheveled and is acting slightly drunk, probably from partying in the entertainment district. The friend asks:
Where were you, Yoshi?

HAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Pun Four: 12/1/12

While taking the SAT: “I shouldn’t have SAT down.”

i dont get any of these jokes booooo i want my money back

Originally posted by riddleschool:

i dont get any of these jokes booooo i want my money back

Well, if you know anything about Edo Period Japan, you would know that the ancestor to today’s Kabuki-cho is the district called Yoshiwara. It was separated from the mainland so that it could only be accessed by boat, and it was THE place to get drunk, hire a courtesan, gamble and party the night away.

Thus, my pun is masterful.

Originally posted by Aldir:

Originally posted by riddleschool:

i dont get any of these jokes booooo i want my money back

Well, if you know anything about Edo Period Japan, you would know that the ancestor to today’s Kabuki-cho is the district called Yoshiwara. It was separated from the mainland so that it could only be accessed by boat, and it was THE place to get drunk, hire a courtesan, gamble and party the night away.

Thus, my pun is masterful.

im emperor i know everything

k bro

Originally posted by Aldir:

k bro

im not your bro and dont want to be

Originally posted by riddleschool:

Originally posted by Aldir:

k bro

im not your bro and dont want to be

don’t deny your bloodline, brother

I always wondered why the frisby got bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.

Pun Five: 12/2/12

When hearing that my mother had returned from her arthritis medicinal acupuncture session: “Mother. Don’t trust acupuncturists. They’re back stabbers.”

Applause

Haha, nice one!

Mother: Steven, your brother has been diagnosed Asperger’s syndrome
Steven: Jeez, what has he aspirated?

Pun Six: 12/3/12

On my psychology class’s board: “What do you call the internet in Australia? The LAN down under.”

What advice did Zelda give Link when he couldn’t open the door?

tri force

Haha, hilarious, our internet is fucking terrible :’(

Also, nice one Piple!

I apologize in advance for this…

A frog walks into a bank wanting to borrow money. He meets with a banker, a miss Patti Black.
She asks him for collateral. All he has is a little antique statue, so she asks the manager, who says…

“It’s a nick-knack Pattie Black, give the frog a loan.”