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Pun Seven: 12/4/12

(while at the top floor of my school, observing below occurrences)
Some kid is making fun of a homosexual group: “Yo, you guys, I’m geytting out of here.”
The kid’s name was apparently rich, because I heard one of the group yell back “That’s not very a RICH inal, Richy boy.”

 
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I don’t get it.

 
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a good pun never needs bolding or emphasizing in it for others to understand it lol

 
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Pun Eight: 12/5/12
(Commenting on someone’s Facebook picture — they were flaunting some lobsters/crabs)
Since Asians are cooking them… do they become crust-asians?

 
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What does a clock do when it’s hungry? it goes back four seconds.

 
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When is the best time to see a dentist? Tooth-hurty.

 
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Pun Nine: 12/7/12

(Someone called someone else a racist)
Me: Ah, so he’s a popped membranous sac or cavity of abnormal character containing fluid.