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Pun Seven: 12/4/12

(while at the top floor of my school, observing below occurrences)
Some kid is making fun of a homosexual group: “Yo, you guys, I’m geytting out of here.”
The kid’s name was apparently rich, because I heard one of the group yell back “That’s not very a RICH inal, Richy boy.”

 
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I don’t get it.

 
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a good pun never needs bolding or emphasizing in it for others to understand it lol

 
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Pun Eight: 12/5/12
(Commenting on someone’s Facebook picture — they were flaunting some lobsters/crabs)
Since Asians are cooking them… do they become crust-asians?

 
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What does a clock do when it’s hungry? it goes back four seconds.

 
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When is the best time to see a dentist? Tooth-hurty.

 
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Pun Nine: 12/7/12

(Someone called someone else a racist)
Me: Ah, so he’s a popped membranous sac or cavity of abnormal character containing fluid.

 
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Pun Ten: 6/25/14

I bet the return of this thread is beneficial two year mind.

 
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Originally posted by TheAznSensation:

I will share puns based on my experiences throughout each day — ensuring to select the most advanced pun I encounter or create.
Feel free to join in the bonding and harmonious joy of playing with paronomasias. Post your own pun of the day, or share your thoughts and feelings on another’s.



Pun One: 11/28/12

(In eager anticipation of Christmas)
What do you give a Christmas tree with bad breath?

An Ornamint.

What was so PUNny about that?

 
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Originally posted by angelicplace:
Originally posted by TheAznSensation:

I will share puns based on my experiences throughout each day — ensuring to select the most advanced pun I encounter or create.
Feel free to join in the bonding and harmonious joy of playing with paronomasias. Post your own pun of the day, or share your thoughts and feelings on another’s.



Pun One: 11/28/12

(In eager anticipation of Christmas)
What do you give a Christmas tree with bad breath?

An Ornamint.


What was so PUNny about that?

It was SUM result, eh? Ah well, I’ve ADD enough of these puns.