PirateCapo
149 posts
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Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:
Ter next soul ter join is my bodyguard!
O rly? I’ll make them walk the plank.
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JoeySkywalker
3956 posts
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Can I be the guy that steals rum for the crew?
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PirateCapo
149 posts
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Just kidding. Pirate joke.
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PirateCapo
149 posts
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That’s what we all do. You can be a Pirate
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lei_wulong
1486 posts
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Originally posted by JoeySkywalker:
Can I be the guy that steals rum for the crew?
Yarrrrrr, I want this lass to be my fellow rum stealin’ matey!
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VoodooCoffeeGuy
1739 posts
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Yer, yer my bodyguard! Originally posted by JoeySkywalker:
Can I be the guy that steals rum for the crew?
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PirateCapo
149 posts
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Aarg… Thar can be your assistant
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VoodooCoffeeGuy
1739 posts
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Tis’ okay with me. Originally posted by PirateCapo:
Aarg… Thar can be your assistant
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PirateCapo
149 posts
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Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:
Tis’ okay with me. Originally posted by PirateCapo:
Aarg… Thar can be your assistant
I meant lei_wulong. The next one can be yours.
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MadJedi
6047 posts
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Ahoy, buckos! Yer ship be full o’ rations and fine mateys, so I have decided t’ join yer crew.
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VoodooCoffeeGuy
1739 posts
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Avast, a pirate has joined! Ter be me bodyguard! A mod! Lucky me! Originally posted by MadJedi:
Ahoy, buckos! Yer ship be full o’ rations and fine mateys, so I have decided t’ join yer crew.
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JoeySkywalker
3956 posts
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Arrr there be a cargo ship o rum be sailing not far from these here waters.
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PirateCapo
149 posts
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Piple
1692 posts
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I’m the most badass kind of pirate – illegal downloader.
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essenceend
81 posts
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free illegal porn on interwebs. fuck yes im in.
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ThePigSaysMoo
1257 posts
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Originally posted by JoeySkywalker:
Arrr there be a cargo ship o rum be sailing not far from these here waters.
Let us board her an’ take her o’er. Yarr!
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PirateCapo
149 posts
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Originally posted by ThePigSaysMoo:
Originally posted by JoeySkywalker:
Arrr there be a cargo ship o rum be sailing not far from these here waters.
Let us board her an’ take her o’er. Yarr!
Wenches ’n booty ’n spiced rum for all!
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EPR89
9048 posts
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Originally posted by PirateCapo:
Wenches ’n booty
Sounds like Christmas!
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hero122
6259 posts
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You guys arn’t pedo pirates, are you?
Not that anyone comes to mind when I mention pedo pirates.

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Not scared one bit.
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rasdfk
1 post
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Crash301
912 posts
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I don’t have that many skills. Can I join your ship?
I’ll swab the poop deck. I mean that in the most least sexual way possible.
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listle6
9921 posts
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Modern Pirates:

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thegrayfox99
177 posts
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Originally posted by Seesine:
Originally posted by thegrayfox99:
I was never a ninja, I am am actually part of the assassin brotherhood! So I am prepared to unleash my highest ranking assassin on you, if you are in fact a templar!My disguise is broken so I can hide it no more!
Well, blow me down! Enjoy yer visit to the depths of the sea, landlubber!
Hidden blade to the throat!, I kill your chef and put in the black plauge!
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Aldir
10088 posts
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Originally posted by thegrayfox99:
Originally posted by Seesine:
Originally posted by thegrayfox99:
I was never a ninja, I am am actually part of the assassin brotherhood! So I am prepared to unleash my highest ranking assassin on you, if you are in fact a templar!My disguise is broken so I can hide it no more!
Well, blow me down! Enjoy yer visit to the depths of the sea, landlubber!
Hidden blade to the throat!, I kill your chef and put in the black plauge!
Avast ye scurvy rat! Ye not be getting anywhar close ter the cap’n. Ter Davey Jone’s locker wit ye.
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bugso
245 posts
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If you count getting drunk off of rum and doing weird pirate cosplay sex as being a pirate then yes, I am a pirate.
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