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Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

Ter next soul ter join is my bodyguard!

O rly? I’ll make them walk the plank.

 
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Can I be the guy that steals rum for the crew?

 
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Just kidding. Pirate joke.

 
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That’s what we all do. You can be a Pirate

 
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Originally posted by JoeySkywalker:

Can I be the guy that steals rum for the crew?

Yarrrrrr, I want this lass to be my fellow rum stealin’ matey!

 
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Yer, yer my bodyguard!

Originally posted by JoeySkywalker:

Can I be the guy that steals rum for the crew?

 
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Aarg… Thar can be your assistant

 
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Tis’ okay with me.

Originally posted by PirateCapo:

Aarg… Thar can be your assistant

 
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Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

Tis’ okay with me.

Originally posted by PirateCapo:

Aarg… Thar can be your assistant

I meant lei_wulong. The next one can be yours.

 
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Ahoy, buckos! Yer ship be full o’ rations and fine mateys, so I have decided t’ join yer crew.

 
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Avast, a pirate has joined! Ter be me bodyguard! A mod! Lucky me!

Originally posted by MadJedi:

Ahoy, buckos! Yer ship be full o’ rations and fine mateys, so I have decided t’ join yer crew.

 
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Arrr there be a cargo ship o rum be sailing not far from these here waters.

 
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Aarg

 
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I’m the most badass kind of pirate – illegal downloader.

 
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free illegal porn on interwebs. fuck yes im in.

 
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Originally posted by JoeySkywalker:

Arrr there be a cargo ship o rum be sailing not far from these here waters.

Let us board her an’ take her o’er. Yarr!

 
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Originally posted by ThePigSaysMoo:
Originally posted by JoeySkywalker:

Arrr there be a cargo ship o rum be sailing not far from these here waters.

Let us board her an’ take her o’er. Yarr!

Wenches ’n booty ’n spiced rum for all!

 
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Originally posted by PirateCapo:

Wenches ’n booty

Sounds like Christmas!

 
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You guys arn’t pedo pirates, are you?
Not that anyone comes to mind when I mention pedo pirates.

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Not scared one bit.

 
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I don’t have that many skills. Can I join your ship?
I’ll swab the poop deck. I mean that in the most least sexual way possible.

 
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Modern Pirates:

 
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Originally posted by Seesine:
Originally posted by thegrayfox99:

I was never a ninja, I am am actually part of the assassin brotherhood! So I am prepared to unleash my highest ranking assassin on you, if you are in fact a templar!My disguise is broken so I can hide it no more!

Well, blow me down! Enjoy yer visit to the depths of the sea, landlubber!

Hidden blade to the throat!, I kill your chef and put in the black plauge!

 
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Originally posted by thegrayfox99:
Originally posted by Seesine:
Originally posted by thegrayfox99:

I was never a ninja, I am am actually part of the assassin brotherhood! So I am prepared to unleash my highest ranking assassin on you, if you are in fact a templar!My disguise is broken so I can hide it no more!

Well, blow me down! Enjoy yer visit to the depths of the sea, landlubber!

Hidden blade to the throat!, I kill your chef and put in the black plauge!

Avast ye scurvy rat! Ye not be getting anywhar close ter the cap’n. Ter Davey Jone’s locker wit ye.

 
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If you count getting drunk off of rum and doing weird pirate cosplay sex as being a pirate then yes, I am a pirate.