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avatar for PirateCapo PirateCapo 149 posts
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Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

Ter next soul ter join is my bodyguard!

O rly? I’ll make them walk the plank.

 
avatar for JoeySkywalker JoeySkywalker 3956 posts
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Can I be the guy that steals rum for the crew?

 
avatar for PirateCapo PirateCapo 149 posts
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Just kidding. Pirate joke.

 
avatar for PirateCapo PirateCapo 149 posts
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That’s what we all do. You can be a Pirate

 
avatar for lei_wulong lei_wulong 1486 posts
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Originally posted by JoeySkywalker:

Can I be the guy that steals rum for the crew?

Yarrrrrr, I want this lass to be my fellow rum stealin’ matey!

 
avatar for VoodooCoffeeGuy VoodooCoffeeGuy 1739 posts
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Yer, yer my bodyguard!

Originally posted by JoeySkywalker:

Can I be the guy that steals rum for the crew?

 
avatar for PirateCapo PirateCapo 149 posts
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Aarg… Thar can be your assistant

 
avatar for VoodooCoffeeGuy VoodooCoffeeGuy 1739 posts
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Tis’ okay with me.

Originally posted by PirateCapo:

Aarg… Thar can be your assistant

 
avatar for PirateCapo PirateCapo 149 posts
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Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

Tis’ okay with me.

Originally posted by PirateCapo:

Aarg… Thar can be your assistant

I meant lei_wulong. The next one can be yours.

 
avatar for MadJedi MadJedi 6047 posts
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Ahoy, buckos! Yer ship be full o’ rations and fine mateys, so I have decided t’ join yer crew.

 
avatar for VoodooCoffeeGuy VoodooCoffeeGuy 1739 posts
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Avast, a pirate has joined! Ter be me bodyguard! A mod! Lucky me!

Originally posted by MadJedi:

Ahoy, buckos! Yer ship be full o’ rations and fine mateys, so I have decided t’ join yer crew.

 
avatar for JoeySkywalker JoeySkywalker 3956 posts
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Arrr there be a cargo ship o rum be sailing not far from these here waters.

 
avatar for PirateCapo PirateCapo 149 posts
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Aarg

 
avatar for Piple Piple 1692 posts
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I’m the most badass kind of pirate – illegal downloader.

 
avatar for essenceend essenceend 81 posts
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free illegal porn on interwebs. fuck yes im in.

 
avatar for ThePigSaysMoo ThePigSaysMoo 1257 posts
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Originally posted by JoeySkywalker:

Arrr there be a cargo ship o rum be sailing not far from these here waters.

Let us board her an’ take her o’er. Yarr!

 
avatar for PirateCapo PirateCapo 149 posts
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Originally posted by ThePigSaysMoo:
Originally posted by JoeySkywalker:

Arrr there be a cargo ship o rum be sailing not far from these here waters.

Let us board her an’ take her o’er. Yarr!

Wenches ’n booty ’n spiced rum for all!

 
avatar for EPR89 EPR89 9048 posts
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Originally posted by PirateCapo:

Wenches ’n booty

Sounds like Christmas!

 
avatar for hero122 hero122 6259 posts
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You guys arn’t pedo pirates, are you?
Not that anyone comes to mind when I mention pedo pirates.

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Not scared one bit.

 
avatar for rasdfk rasdfk 1 post
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avatar for Crash301 Crash301 912 posts
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I don’t have that many skills. Can I join your ship?
I’ll swab the poop deck. I mean that in the most least sexual way possible.

 
avatar for listle6 listle6 9921 posts
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Modern Pirates:

 
avatar for thegrayfox99 thegrayfox99 177 posts
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Originally posted by Seesine:
Originally posted by thegrayfox99:

I was never a ninja, I am am actually part of the assassin brotherhood! So I am prepared to unleash my highest ranking assassin on you, if you are in fact a templar!My disguise is broken so I can hide it no more!

Well, blow me down! Enjoy yer visit to the depths of the sea, landlubber!

Hidden blade to the throat!, I kill your chef and put in the black plauge!

 
avatar for Aldir Aldir 10088 posts
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Originally posted by thegrayfox99:
Originally posted by Seesine:
Originally posted by thegrayfox99:

I was never a ninja, I am am actually part of the assassin brotherhood! So I am prepared to unleash my highest ranking assassin on you, if you are in fact a templar!My disguise is broken so I can hide it no more!

Well, blow me down! Enjoy yer visit to the depths of the sea, landlubber!

Hidden blade to the throat!, I kill your chef and put in the black plauge!

Avast ye scurvy rat! Ye not be getting anywhar close ter the cap’n. Ter Davey Jone’s locker wit ye.

 
avatar for bugso bugso 245 posts
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If you count getting drunk off of rum and doing weird pirate cosplay sex as being a pirate then yes, I am a pirate.