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Official Pirate Thread page 7

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Originally posted by bugso:

If you count getting drunk off of rum and doing weird pirate cosplay sex as being a pirate then yes, I am a pirate.

Aarg. What is this ‘cosplay’ you speak of?

 
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Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by thegrayfox99:
Originally posted by Seesine:
Originally posted by thegrayfox99:

I was never a ninja, I am am actually part of the assassin brotherhood! So I am prepared to unleash my highest ranking assassin on you, if you are in fact a templar!My disguise is broken so I can hide it no more!

Well, blow me down! Enjoy yer visit to the depths of the sea, landlubber!

Hidden blade to the throat!, I kill your chef and put in the black plauge!

Avast ye scurvy rat! Ye not be getting anywhar close ter the cap’n. Ter Davey Jone’s locker wit ye.

I hide in a oddly placed hay cart on the ship and assassinate 2 of your pirates!

 
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Robly!!! Do you think i approve of this???!?!?!?!?

 
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Originally posted by PirateCapo:
Originally posted by bugso:

If you count getting drunk off of rum and doing weird pirate cosplay sex as being a pirate then yes, I am a pirate.

Aarg. What is this ‘cosplay’ you speak of?

banging chicks dressed up as pirates and stealing their “booty” (it’s actually anal)

 
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Yarrrrr!

 
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Happy New Year pirate people!

 
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Originally posted by PirateCapo:

Happy New Year pirate people!

Arrgh, and a Happy New Year to ye!

 
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Wenches ’n rum for all!

 
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I wanted to be a janitor or a mod. Maybe, I’m on the right place…

 
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Originally posted by YellowDyeNumber5:

I wanted to be a janitor or a mod. Maybe, I’m on the right place…

Aaaarg. Are ye lookin to be thar pirate?

 
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Aaaarg. I want to be pirate.

 
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Can I be the pirate that sits on a barrel and plays songs on his harmonica?

 
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Yaaaaaar!

 
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Just realized that bugso was banned. One less pirate.

 
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Originally posted by PirateCapo:

Just realized that bugso was banned. One less pirate.

Aaaarg the mighty pirate gods spoke. We need a sacrifice. (also can I be a boadyguard of somebody?)

 
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I call pirate with devil fruit powers.

 
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livold can be my bodyguard.

 
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Like. . . Slavery Pirates?

 
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Sign this bitch up.

 
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Originally posted by bjjdude:

Sign this bitch up.

Yaaaar

 
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Ahoy matey’s, how be ye doin’?

 
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Originally posted by cesarcurado:

Ahoy matey’s, how be ye doin’?

I be doin’ fine, bucko. I be drinkin’ rum. Ye want some?

 
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Yar

 
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Either everyone be drunk on teh rum, or they’re just dead.