Official Pirate Thread page 8

I’m gonna become the Pirate King alright but I’m not joining your crew

I volunteer to be the ship’s wench.
My anus is prepared.

HAW HAW HAW.
YOU AREN’T REAL PIRATES, COME TO THE CONGO.
THEN YOU’LL KNOW WHAT A REAL PIRATE IS.
OHOHO.

i’ll be a ninja pirate

Originally posted by DikembeMutombo_:

HAW HAW HAW.
YOU AREN’T REAL PIRATES, COME TO THE CONGO.
THEN YOU’LL KNOW WHAT A REAL PIRATE IS.
OHOHO.

I shouldn’t be laughing but I lol’d so hard.

I volunteer to be a sailer! At least, that’s what I did in Puzzle Pirates loooooooooool

Originally posted by HappyAlcoholic:

I volunteer to be the ship’s wench.
My anus is prepared.

Aarg

Originally posted by MlleBunneh:

Originally posted by DikembeMutombo_:

HAW HAW HAW.
YOU AREN’T REAL PIRATES, COME TO THE CONGO.
THEN YOU’LL KNOW WHAT A REAL PIRATE IS.
OHOHO.

I shouldn’t be laughing but I lol’d so hard.

I volunteer to be a sailer! At least, that’s what I did in Puzzle Pirates loooooooooool

Aye aye, captain! Yay!

/runsaroundwithsailseverywhere

Originally posted by listle6:

Modern Pirates:

I didn’t know there were black pirates.

Originally posted by Roki123:

Originally posted by listle6:

Modern Pirates:

I didn’t know there were black pirates.

I put my hands up in the air sometimes and I’m like, AYO, I’m a pirate yo

Ar’ I am ready, captain

Thar be any ships?

Ar’ I’ve been lookin’ to join a crew to go plundering with.

Ar’! Thar be a vessel with rum and wenches onboard!

somalian pirates we

I’m Johnny Depp

I also choose to join your illustrious crew of scalawags and profiteers and sail the seven seas! No gay stuff though.

Originally posted by Crash301:

I also choose to join your illustrious crew of scalawags and profiteers and sail the seven seas! No gay stuff though.

Does making out with a girl count as being gay? D:

AND THAR BE SHIPS! I MAKE THE VERY SAILS ’EMSELVES!

Man teh cannons!

I’ll sail wid ye, I’ve been lookin’ for a crew fer a while.

FULL SAIL CAPTIN M8

Royal’ Navy straight ahead, mateys!

Get those hidden blades out, we’re doing this AC4 style LOL

Just kidding, HIT THOSE NAVY’S WITH A TRUE PIRATES FORCE! AAAAAAARRRRRGHH!!!!!

Originally posted by Roki123:

Originally posted by listle6:

Modern Pirates:

I didn’t know there were black pirates.

Ahoy mateys! Thar be spiced rum on those vessels! Hoist teh main sail and load up them cannons ye scurvy dogs!