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Official Pirate Thread page 8

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I’m gonna become the Pirate King alright but I’m not joining your crew

 
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I volunteer to be the ship’s wench.
My anus is prepared.

 
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HAW HAW HAW.
YOU AREN’T REAL PIRATES, COME TO THE CONGO.
THEN YOU’LL KNOW WHAT A REAL PIRATE IS.
OHOHO.

 
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i’ll be a ninja pirate

 
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Originally posted by DikembeMutombo_:

HAW HAW HAW.
YOU AREN’T REAL PIRATES, COME TO THE CONGO.
THEN YOU’LL KNOW WHAT A REAL PIRATE IS.
OHOHO.

I shouldn’t be laughing but I lol’d so hard.

I volunteer to be a sailer! At least, that’s what I did in Puzzle Pirates loooooooooool

 
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Originally posted by HappyAlcoholic:

I volunteer to be the ship’s wench.
My anus is prepared.

Aarg

 
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Originally posted by MlleBunneh:
Originally posted by DikembeMutombo_:

HAW HAW HAW.
YOU AREN’T REAL PIRATES, COME TO THE CONGO.
THEN YOU’LL KNOW WHAT A REAL PIRATE IS.
OHOHO.

I shouldn’t be laughing but I lol’d so hard.

I volunteer to be a sailer! At least, that’s what I did in Puzzle Pirates loooooooooool

You can be teh sail making pirate.
 
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Aye aye, captain! Yay!

/runsaroundwithsailseverywhere

 
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Originally posted by listle6:

Modern Pirates:

I didn’t know there were black pirates.

 
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Originally posted by Roki123:
Originally posted by listle6:

Modern Pirates:

I didn’t know there were black pirates.

I put my hands up in the air sometimes and I’m like, AYO, I’m a pirate yo

 
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Ar’ I am ready, captain

 
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Thar be any ships?

 
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Ar’ I’ve been lookin’ to join a crew to go plundering with.

 
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Ar’! Thar be a vessel with rum and wenches onboard!

 
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somalian pirates we

 
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I’m Johnny Depp

 
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I also choose to join your illustrious crew of scalawags and profiteers and sail the seven seas! No gay stuff though.

 
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Originally posted by Crash301:

I also choose to join your illustrious crew of scalawags and profiteers and sail the seven seas! No gay stuff though.

Does making out with a girl count as being gay? D:

AND THAR BE SHIPS! I MAKE THE VERY SAILS ’EMSELVES!

 
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Man teh cannons!

 
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I’ll sail wid ye, I’ve been lookin’ for a crew fer a while.

 
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FULL SAIL CAPTIN M8

 
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Royal’ Navy straight ahead, mateys!

 
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Get those hidden blades out, we’re doing this AC4 style LOL

Just kidding, HIT THOSE NAVY’S WITH A TRUE PIRATES FORCE! AAAAAAARRRRRGHH!!!!!

 
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Originally posted by Roki123:
Originally posted by listle6:

Modern Pirates:

I didn’t know there were black pirates.

 
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Ahoy mateys! Thar be spiced rum on those vessels! Hoist teh main sail and load up them cannons ye scurvy dogs!