My Cat Is Scared

well, everyone is throwing fireworks outside and my cat is very scared. he keeps hiding and he doesnt dare to go outside and that means he cant poop. what do i have to do to make him less scared?

u just have to wait until they stop. my dog goes crazy whenever there is a load noise somewhere.

Shove a finger up his pooper and pull out the turd.

Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

Shove a finger up his pooper and pull out the turd.

Only you would do that.

Set him on fire.

make it poop inside your house you can clean it up later

i got a better idea. im going to make a special poop place for him.

I recommend smashing him into the pavement until it comes out.

Works every time.

Originally posted by Rolby:

i got a better idea. im going to make a special poop place for him.

It’s called a litter box.

Originally posted by Rolby:

i got a better idea. im going to make a special poop place for him.

i wish my pooping place was special.

Originally posted by NEITOPHEN:

Originally posted by Rolby:

i got a better idea. im going to make a special poop place for him.

It’s called a litter box.

thats what i said.

Originally posted by Rolby:

Originally posted by NEITOPHEN:

Originally posted by Rolby:

i got a better idea. im going to make a special poop place for him.

It’s called a litter box.

thats what i said.

you didn’t say litter box.

Originally posted by Rolby:

Originally posted by NEITOPHEN:

Originally posted by Rolby:

i got a better idea. im going to make a special poop place for him.

It’s called a litter box.

thats what i said.

Not exactly.

Originally posted by Roki123:

Originally posted by Rolby:

Originally posted by NEITOPHEN:

Originally posted by Rolby:

i got a better idea. im going to make a special poop place for him.

It’s called a litter box.

thats what i said.

you didn’t say litter box.

well, i described it. sort of.

Not really. You just said special pooping place.

Originally posted by Rolby:

Originally posted by Roki123:

Originally posted by Rolby:

Originally posted by NEITOPHEN:

Originally posted by Rolby:

i got a better idea. im going to make a special poop place for him.

It’s called a litter box.

thats what i said.

you didn’t say litter box.

well, i described it. sort of.

-Rolby, 12/29/2012/AD

Originally posted by Rolby:

i got a better idea. im going to make a special poop place for him.

Rape him.

Joke.

Get him out by force.

Originally posted by cesarcurado:

Rape him.

Joke.

Get him out by force.

THEN rape him.

Then kill him.

Originally posted by Aldir:

Originally posted by cesarcurado:

Rape him.

Joke.

Get him out by force.

THEN rape him.

Use something as bait.

Throw him out the window.

Sit on him, squeezing his intestines, making him shit all over.

You can oil the cat’s anus to make it poop.

Scare your cat so much with dogs that it poops.

Originally posted by Jammyt2:

Throw him out the window.

then rape him