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My Cat Is Scared

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well, everyone is throwing fireworks outside and my cat is very scared. he keeps hiding and he doesnt dare to go outside and that means he cant poop. what do i have to do to make him less scared?

 
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u just have to wait until they stop. my dog goes crazy whenever there is a load noise somewhere.

 
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Shove a finger up his pooper and pull out the turd.

 
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Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

Shove a finger up his pooper and pull out the turd.

Only you would do that.

 
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Set him on fire.

 
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make it poop inside your house you can clean it up later

 
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i got a better idea. im going to make a special poop place for him.

 
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I recommend smashing him into the pavement until it comes out.

Works every time.

 
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Originally posted by Rolby:

i got a better idea. im going to make a special poop place for him.

It’s called a litter box.

 
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Originally posted by Rolby:

i got a better idea. im going to make a special poop place for him.

i wish my pooping place was special.

 
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Originally posted by NEITOPHEN:
Originally posted by Rolby:

i got a better idea. im going to make a special poop place for him.

It’s called a litter box.

thats what i said.

 
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Originally posted by Rolby:
Originally posted by NEITOPHEN:
Originally posted by Rolby:

i got a better idea. im going to make a special poop place for him.

It’s called a litter box.

thats what i said.

you didn’t say litter box.

 
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Originally posted by Rolby:
Originally posted by NEITOPHEN:
Originally posted by Rolby:

i got a better idea. im going to make a special poop place for him.

It’s called a litter box.

thats what i said.

Not exactly.

 
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Originally posted by Roki123:
Originally posted by Rolby:
Originally posted by NEITOPHEN:
Originally posted by Rolby:

i got a better idea. im going to make a special poop place for him.

It’s called a litter box.

thats what i said.

you didn’t say litter box.

well, i described it. sort of.

 
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Not really. You just said special pooping place.

Originally posted by Rolby:
Originally posted by Roki123:
Originally posted by Rolby:
Originally posted by NEITOPHEN:
Originally posted by Rolby:

i got a better idea. im going to make a special poop place for him.


It’s called a litter box.


thats what i said.


you didn’t say litter box.


well, i described it. sort of.

 
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-Rolby, 12/29/2012/AD

Originally posted by Rolby:

i got a better idea. im going to make a special poop place for him.

 
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Rape him.

Joke.

Get him out by force.

 
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Originally posted by cesarcurado:

Rape him.

Joke.

Get him out by force.

THEN rape him.

 
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Then kill him.

Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by cesarcurado:

Rape him.


Joke.


Get him out by force.


THEN rape him.

 
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Use something as bait.

 
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Throw him out the window.

 
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Sit on him, squeezing his intestines, making him shit all over.

 
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You can oil the cat’s anus to make it poop.

 
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Scare your cat so much with dogs that it poops.

 
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Originally posted by Jammyt2:

Throw him out the window.

then rape him