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Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?

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I got this from another forum, but i wanted to see what you guys would do.

The puppy.
It would be the most innocent thing in the world. I’m talking about the most adorable puppy that everyone would love. You’d just want to cuddle it in your arms. It’d be that puppy that no one can resist. Just the mere sight of it would make you all fuzzy inside. But that money, oh man. Would you want that million dollars?

The money.
A million dollars. In cash. Antony and Cleopatra! That money could be used for anything. You can help get your family back on track after being in debt. Give it to charity or donate it the kids who can’t even get a decent education. Hell, you can buy yourself that new computer you’ve always wanted. No one will know you’ve got that amount of cash. The only catch is you must beat the life (literally) out of the animal with a shovel. Do you have the willpower to handle what you have done for the rest of your life?

So what would it be?

Personally, i wouldn’t

Imagine if the puppy was a puppy that looked exactly like this:

*The people who say they would are full of SHIT. I’m having second thoughts about RMcD though..

TL;DR – YOU HAVE TO KILL A PUPPY BUT IT MUST SUFFER BEFORE IT DIES. NO 1 SHOT KILLS LIKE A BULLET TO THE FACE. ANY WEAPON OF CHOICE EXCEPT A GUN. YOU GET $1,000,000 FOR DOING IT. WUT DO?

 
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Not only is a million dollars due to be just enough for a loaf of bread soon, but nobody really cares what anyone else thinks of them on a forum. Sorry but barely anybody here is going to seriously consider this.

 
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Hypothetical questions aren’t a bad topic in forums.

 
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Is the puppy mean- spirited?

 
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Personally, i wouldn’t

Oh man I’m on the completely other hand. I’d do it in a heartbeat. I could save so many puppies by killing that puppy.

 
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Description says it makes you fuzzy. So I’d assume its good but that shouldn’t be apart of your choice to kill it or not.

Personally I’d kill the puppy, there is alot I could accomplish for me and my family with that million. It’s sad that a innocent puppy has to die but life ain’t fair.

 
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i would do it for no money

 
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Depends if I was attached to it if not sure

 
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Depends if I was attached to it if not sure

It would be wrong not to kill a puppy for a million dollars.

 
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of course i would kill it, assuming the money was right in front of me as i did it

 
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Hell, I’d probably do it for ten bucks. It’s just a collection of ~160,000,000 neurons.

 
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I would kill the person trying to make me kill the puppy! Then i would steal he 1 Million and run!

 
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I would Kill the Puppy and get the $ 1,000,000 and buy a new cuter, more innocent puppy

 
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Depends what flavor the puppy is.

 
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You could save a lot more puppies with 1,000,000 dollars.

 
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hell yeah!!!

 
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I don’t know…… as much as I would LOVE to have 1m, I don’t want to kill a puppie, but I can’t lie, I would kill it :( BUT I wouldn’t watch as I struck the killing blow, I wouldn’t look at him afterwards, and I would wear earplugs

 
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I still think pandas are delicious. NOM NOM!

 
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Yeah id do it.

 
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Originally posted by Marh:

You could save a lot more puppies with 1,000,000 dollars.

QFT

Also,

You’d be shooting the puppy with the most lethal handgun on Earth.

I would feel much worse if you made me… I dunno, kill it with a shovel or something. A gun is more impersonal, and pretty much instant.

 
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I’d kill it for a £10.

I’d then spend it on killing more puppies.

You could save a lot more puppies with 1,000,000 dollars.

And then I’d have loads of cash after going on a massacre then I’d go and have fun.

 
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you kno what the weird thing is?…. Piple has a dog avatar and he is making a thread on which you would KILL a dog for $1,000,000…

 
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It all depends whether or not I would go to jail for animal cruelty. If not, then I would definitely shoot the puppy, feel bad about it later, and then drown my sorrow in cash.

 
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I would kill the person who told me to kill a puppy. I love dogs. I mean would you kill this?

 
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I would kill it for $100.

$1000000? lulz.