If you had a tail, where would you want it.

I think I want it coming out the back of my head… oh wait I had one a long time ago but I cut it off now.

The normal spot and what?

my butt

Le tailbone area.

Obvious reasons that’s where it belongs.

ass

what the last 4 people said

Originally posted by AEBEATIAxSOOKIES:

I think I want it coming out the back of my head… oh wait I had one a long time ago but I cut it off now.

One came out of your head? WHAT!?

Protruding from my ears, s’il vous plaît.

right about where my ass crack starts

on my face

If a tail is located somewhere that is not anatomically correct, it is no longer a tail.

Originally posted by Controversial:

If a tail is located somewhere that is not anatomically correct, it is no longer a tail.

Who the fuck decides what’s anatomically correct? If some humanoid creature appears and it has a tail on its head, is it not still a tail?

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

Originally posted by Controversial:

If a tail is located somewhere that is not anatomically correct, it is no longer a tail.

Who the fuck decides what’s anatomically correct? If some humanoid creature appears and it has a tail on its head, is it not still a tail?

No, it’s a trunk.

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

Originally posted by Controversial:

If a tail is located somewhere that is not anatomically correct, it is no longer a tail.

Who the fuck decides what’s anatomically correct? If some humanoid creature appears and it has a tail on its head, is it not still a tail?

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

Originally posted by Controversial:

If a tail is located somewhere that is not anatomically correct, it is no longer a tail.

Who the fuck decides what’s anatomically correct?

Anatomists…

You know, people who are qualified to say what’s correct in a human’s anatomy or not…
I really don’t see how my comment tripped you up.

My tailbone. Where else would a tail be?

One on each of my nipples.
Replacing my penis
Elbows

On the tailbone I guess.

Originally posted by Controversial:

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

Originally posted by Controversial:

If a tail is located somewhere that is not anatomically correct, it is no longer a tail.

Who the fuck decides what’s anatomically correct?

Anatomists…

You know, people who are qualified to say what’s correct in a human’s anatomy or not…
I really don’t see how my comment tripped you up.

I’ll pick my teeth with your ribcage before I’m through with you! I’ll suck the marrow from your bones! Who’s a fucking anatomist here, eh? EH!? Besides, those anatomists could be working for some propaganda-spreading consortium that wants people to believe that tails on the head aren’t tails so they can sell their anti-non-tail cream.

the place where it would be easiest to have removed

Where it’s supposed to be.

I don’t know because I don’t have a tail.

Where a ponytail should be just to see peoples reactions.