Who would you save in a fire

So you’re just chilling at a party and then suddenly there is a fire! Most people get out safely except for five people! You can only save up to TWO people! (not including youself)

LIST OF PEOPLE:

GABE NEWELL

Moderately famous guy, will be eternally grateful and will let you be the first person to play Half-Life 3 in the world

WARREN BUFFET

A rich and famous investor, he will give you $50,000 if you save his life.

MICHAEL JORDON

Will be your bro for life and will give you a basketball signed by him and $5000.

RANDOM LADY

Will love you forever and become your wife and do whatever you want for the rest of your days.

RANDOM POOR HOBO

A poor hobo whos never had anything good happen in his life recently. When he was young he WON THE NOBEL PRIZE for ATOMIC CALCULATIONS!!! He was an investor but lost $10,000,000 in the stock market, his wife and 3 kids died in a tragic car accident five years ago. He doesn’t mind if he dies, infact, he would rather if you saved someone else. He will give you a punch in the face if you save him instead of somebody else.

The random hobo and the random lady.

Two words: Three way. :D

Gabe and the hobo.

Fuck Warren Buffet. $50k for saving his damn life? Not a chance in hell.

The rest have better chances of getting out themselves.

Gabe and the lady.

Off topic, but I’d just like to point out that this is a quality thread.

WARREN BUFFET

MICHAEL JORDON

Forget the people. Get the food before it burns.

Buffet and the lady.

Jordan is fit and will probably make it out himself. The hobo doesn’t want to be saved.

Warren Buffet and Michael Jordan.
I don’t play half-life, i’d rather choose my own wife, and the hobo wants to die.

I save Warren Buffet and Michael Jordon. Every cent counts.

Gaben and Buffet.

Gaben because he’s too valuable to lose, and Warren Buffet because I’m poor.

Originally posted by LukeMann:

Off topic, but I’d just like to point out that this is a quality thread.

Also I never got to say, I’ld save Gabe because if he dies Steam and PC Gaming dies with him, and the lady because I suck at socializing and she’s the only hope I’ld have for a wife.

gaben and woman

Gabe Newell and the buffet.

Gaben has an irresistible cult of personality.
Gaben wouldn’t survive without an immediate buffet to make up for all the weight he lost from panicking.

hobo and random lady

The lady and Gabe Newell.

Gabe Newell, Warren Buffet.

EDIT: 5000th post! Or at least I think..

None of them, I would knock out anybody in the room who tried to leave with a loaded fire extinguisher. Then walk away giddily. Why would Michael Jackson be at a white man’s party anyways? Must be one of them interracial parties you see all over the internet.

The random lady only.

Hobo and rich dude

The girl is ugly, fuck Gaben I hope he actually does die in a fire and Michael Jordan is old.

What I wanna know is why the hell would I be at a party with any of them??

Originally posted by Rich112:

What I wanna know is why the hell would I be at a party with any of them??

Because you’re like, the most famous person ever, I mean, obviously!

But if not…

Originally posted by Rich112:

What I wanna know is why the hell would I be at a party with any of them??

Gabe and the lady

also, everyone at valve prob play HL3 every day in their spare time so i will not be the first to play HL3
the lady is prob a really cool chick

Warren and Jordon.

Gaben and Warren Buffet