How Do I Become Popular On Tumblr?

I only have two followers… I want more..

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Cis scum like you? I’d stick to guarding concentration camps and raping Indian girls.

how does tumblr work?
i think you can just sell yourself like a youtuber who is desperate for subs

Trick question.
you don’t

What’s Tumblr?

Start a huge argument with someone who is popular. You won’t get positive attention, but responding to you will show up on his feed, gaining you attention. People might follow you to follow the controversy.

Originally posted by Zoronii:

Start a huge argument with someone who is popular. You won’t get positive attention, but responding to you will show up on his feed, gaining you attention. People might follow you to follow the controversy.

Great idea, but who should I start it with? I don’t know who’s really popular, besides “You Just Realized”
:/

post nudes

Step 1: Post/reblog good things.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit.

Originally posted by NewSlacks:

post nudes

This. or follow me. c:

1. Make a youtube channel.
2. Record yourself playing scary games and screaming like you have extreme constipation.
3. Tell your viewers that you have a tumblr account.
4. Congratulations, you have over 2 million followers, which 11/12ths of them are 5 year olds!!!!!!!!

Celebrate with cake, and invite me.
I’LL BE THERE. I WILL………..

Post quality, original content.

Tell people that getting obese is caused by genetics and that anyone that is muscular or thin should check their thin privilege.

Tell people to check their privilege

Originally posted by AlextheGreat13:

What’s Tumblr?

Draw porn, get alot of followers quick, then you’d get banned.
Thats the way Tumblr goes.

Draw, Get followers, get cool, get banned. That is the process you need to use.

talk about things that people really hate or really love

i dont use tumblr so i cant know.

Tits.

Originally posted by xH34RTL3ss_S0ULx:

Draw porn, get alot of followers quick, then you’d get banned.
Thats the way Tumblr goes.

I don’t even think it’s possible to get banned on Tumblr.

Originally posted by JayZeeM50one:

Originally posted by xH34RTL3ss_S0ULx:

Draw porn, get alot of followers quick, then you’d get banned.
Thats the way Tumblr goes.

I don’t even think it’s possible to get banned on Tumblr.

It isn’t. I track the League of Legends tag and there’s some pretty fucked up shit in there.

If they allow Lulu porn, they’ll allow anything.