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Bragging Thread

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Brag about your life, special talents, your accomplishments, etc.


I can score a 3-pointer at basketball no sweat.

 
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I’m supposed to be in the 10th grade, but I’m in the 12th grade instead.

 
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I know a lot of famous people irl.

 
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OP, I bet you feel proud of yourself.
You went out today, or maybe yesterday and shot some hoops and got tons of 3pointers.
Suddenly you feel as if you can shoot them easily.

You really do feel proud of your self, right?
Free-throws don’t counter, so after all you have nothing to brag about. Sorry OP, but that’s nothing to be proud of.

Originally posted by Lightningcould:

I’m supposed to be in the 10th grade, but I’m in the 12th grade instead.

I guess that autism is finally paying off.

Originally posted by Aldir:

I know a lot of famous people irl.

Sounds awful.
How does it feel to be surrounded by shrills?

Originally posted by Ayumi_Stocking:

I can eat a bowl of nails without any milk.

Now this, this is something to brag about.

 
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I never lost an argument.

 
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Why is Zachary so saddlesore?

 
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Zachary stop being jealous, please?

 
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Zachary you need a dick to settle you down.

 
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I have two Associate’s Degrees.

 
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I’m the fucking King.

 
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Originally posted by MrSalvador:

I’m the fucking King.

I know the fucking king.

 
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I have bigger balls than all of you guys.

My right nut is Jupiter and my left nut is some light years away on another planet size of Jupiter.

 
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i go to best school of the country and there i learn 8 languages and im very good at them and i have a cool hairline which goes from my penis to my breast hair and i am handsome.

 
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Originally posted by Rolby:

i go to best school of the country and there i learn 8 languages and im very good at them and i have a cool hairline which goes from my penis to my breast hair and i am handsome.

No one wanted to know about your hairline.

 
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Originally posted by Lightningcould:
Originally posted by Rolby:

i go to best school of the country and there i learn 8 languages and im very good at them and i have a cool hairline which goes from my penis to my breast hair and i am handsome.

No one wanted to know about your hairline.

my friend said it was cool and he wanted it too.

 
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Originally posted by Rolby:

my breast hair and i am handsome.

You mean chest hair?

No way you are handsome.

 
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Originally posted by Rolby:

i go to best school of the country and there i learn 8 languages and im very good at them and i have a cool hairline which goes from my penis to my breast hair and i am handsome.

you’re not even good at english and your dick is tiny

 
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I have this ability where like half the dudes I meet on line creepily fall in love with me even though we only talked once.

 
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Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by Rolby:

i go to best school of the country and there i learn 8 languages and im very good at them and i have a cool hairline which goes from my penis to my breast hair and i am handsome.

you’re not even good at english and your dick is tiny

This is why I like Aldir. His insults are quick and to the point.

 
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Originally posted by boa152:

Everyone who meets me thinks I’m a girl, not sure if that’s rights for bragging or not.

I think that would be kinda cool

 
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A push a beamer now that my parents got another car

 
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I am better than you all at everything.

 
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Originally posted by LukeMann:

I am better than you all at everything.

I highly doubt that

 
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Originally posted by LukeMann:

I am better than you all at everything.

Everyone here is more physically capable than you

 
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I sell rocks
Im the reason you children are addicted to corn syrup
4th genreation master crip walker
I got bitches
I just bought some nikes