I Gave Myself BJ

yesterday night i fapped and tried to give myself a bj. i could touch my thingy with my tongue for like 1 minisecond and it felt so fucking weird. discuss ur first bj.

first blow job was when I was 13 and technically was from a dog.

First human blow job was when I was 14 and I don’t even remember the name of the chick that did it but, I do remember she was a bitch

Originally posted by boa152:

Uhhhh what did I just read?

you read about a guy trying to suck his own dick.

Originally posted by boa152:

Originally posted by Rich112:

Originally posted by boa152:

Uhhhh what did I just read?

you read about a guy trying to suck his own dick.

Spectacular. I think I might regret this, and I hope you don’t mind answering but how did you get a blow job from a dog?

Bestiality

Originally posted by boa152:

Originally posted by Rich112:

Originally posted by boa152:

Uhhhh what did I just read?

you read about a guy trying to suck his own dick.

Spectacular. I think I might regret this, and I hope you don’t mind answering but how did you get a blow job from a dog?

I was in my room jacking off and the my dog came in and I was laying on the floor cuz I didn’t have a bed and he came of and started licking my dick so I just let him do his things

basically what aldir said

first blow job was when I was 13 and technically was from a dog.

My first BJ involved my penis getting stuck on the back of her braces.

My first BJ involved my penis getting stuck on the back of her braces.

that sounds incredibly painful

Originally posted by Rich112:

My first BJ involved my penis getting stuck on the back of her braces.

that sounds incredibly painful

It felt like my dick had been dipped in a bucket of broken glass and thumb tacks.

What the fuck Rolby?

Originally posted by Lightningcould:

What the fuck Rolby?

it ain’t just rolby that dose that I know a lot of dudes both gay and straight that have tried that

Originally posted by Rich112:

Originally posted by Lightningcould:

What the fuck Rolby?

it ain’t just rolby that dose that I know a lot of dudes both gay and straight that have tried that

yea i did and it was only for very short time. and after that my back hurted fucking badly.

My first BJ was from Rolby

Originally posted by ThatsSoMFT:

My first BJ was from Rolby

That’s kinda gay

Originally posted by ThatsSoMFT:

My first BJ was from Rolby

wtf hes lying.

lol at him trying to deny i

Originally posted by Rich112:

Originally posted by ThatsSoMFT:

My first BJ was from Rolby

That’s kinda gay

It is.. MFT is GAY.

I wish I was that flexible ;-;

Originally posted by Reisyukaku:

I wish I was that flexible ;-;

with a lot of practice you can become that flexible

Originally posted by Rich112:

Originally posted by Reisyukaku:

I wish I was that flexible ;-;

with a lot of practice you can become that flexible

Good to know. I’ll train and jelq at the same time to reduce time. I’ll meet it half way.

Originally posted by boa152:

Originally posted by 91238576T71:

Originally posted by Rich112:

Originally posted by ThatsSoMFT:

My first BJ was from Rolby

That’s kinda gay

It is.. MFT is GAY.

So this whole time he was making fun of gays to cover up the fact that he is one… It all makes sense now!

Yeah but being gay with Rolby… Wth MFT! wth.

Originally posted by ThatsSoMFT:

My first BJ was from Rolby

So how’d it taste?

Why are you asking me
ask Rolby

Wow, that sounds weird…
I thought about this once but will never try.

Originally posted by cesarcurado:

Wow, that sounds weird…
I thought about this once but will never try.

why not ??

Originally posted by Rich112:

Originally posted by cesarcurado:

Wow, that sounds weird…
I thought about this once but will never try.

why not ??

Sounds bisexual and I’m straight.