What's your loadout for when shit hits the fan page 3

Weight: 6.8851
Main weapon: M16A4 with ACOG and foregrip

No need to carry around a bunch of heavy extra shit, I’ll just rob, rape, and kill when I need what I don’t already have

What game or simulator or whatever is this?

Originally posted by DrOctaganapus2:

What game or simulator or whatever is this?

just click the link in the OP

I think it’s just in the situation of a breakdown in social order

Originally posted by TheRoflWaffle:

goml

why do you have belt-fed ammo when you’re using an AK-47

In a real survival situation, the less weight you carry the better. I took the necessities: Camping equipment, hunting equipment, a few tools, and a couple days of food and water. I took some extra medical supplies as well, as that is a good way to make friends. Only assholes shoot the medic.

I put a lot of thought into my layout beforehand due to plans of camping on my own, and I actually have most of the stuff in there already. The only real difference is that I don’t have the pistol or the bullet proof/utility vests, and I have a standard hunting bow instead of a crossbow.

It is funny that everyone thinks they need an automatic rifle. They are incredibly inefficient with ammo, weigh a lot, and require a good amount of care. If I were to take a rifle, it would have been that M1 carbine with the paratrooper stock. Very light, compact, reliable, and semi-automatic, with decent range. Ammunition could be a problem, as .30 caliber isn’t all too common. The M6 would be ideal. It takes both .410 shotgun shells and .22 caliber ammo, at the expense of being slightly heavier and less compact, but that wasn’t an option provided. It doesn’t matter all too much, as I still wouldn’t know how to use the damn thing.

Firearms are pretty unnecessary for me, as I would not have to worry too much about fending off other people. Gun ownership around here is pretty low. Although where I live is fairly densely populated (500 people/sq mile), a two or three day trip northwest by bike would put me in sparsely populated (25 people/sq mile) forests, and another two or three days would put me in the mountains.

Originally posted by CrowbarOfJustice:

crossbows > guns

only when hunting
and you need a bit of muscle to use them

You are wrong and I will prove it. Except the muscle part. And I’ll beat the living shit out of your guns not with crossbows, but bows. I’m not really a fan of crossbows. They are too much like guns.

Originally posted by CrowbarOfJustice:

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

Originally posted by Gevock:

Nevertheless, we’re going to have two different experiences with living in the woods since I prefer trapping, fishing, and hunting to flora.

Yeah well don’t blame me when a bunch of level 70 deer get pissed off at you for killing their guys or when you get a zerg rush with rabbits

Although I’d like to fight some tough animals without necessarily killing them…

why? they probably want to kill you

Because:
-The wilds don’t need senseless slaughter, especially in today’s shaky environment. Since I’m Jesus, I’ll only beat the shit out of the animals that want to kill me, instead of killing them.
-Dead animals can’t join my feral legion. Undead animals don’t count.
-If I don’t kill the animals, the experience will make them stronger. Even if they end up hating me, I’d like them to kick human ass better. You know, for judgment day.
-It might be fun continuously fighting things that are hellbent on murdering me.

After so much fighting with wild forces, I expect one punch of mine to produce 30 terawatts of power, as opposed to my current 50 kilowatts. I will be able to have so much power behind my punches that they will cause electricity to break out from me and form an aura. When I throw a punch, the earth beneath me will shatter and the air will run away from my fist so quickly that it will cause multiple sonic booms. Don’t get me started on what will happen when I throw my signature Machinegun Jab (name inspired by Dungeon Siege™). Not only will you not be able to see any part of my arm other than a distorted patch of space in its place, but my jabs will act like a gravitational time bomb. Everything around me will slowly gather around my fist as if it’s a black hole, and then it will explode. I will be…a Super Saiyan…

Guns are way better

Spear has clearly never ventured outside in his life.

Originally posted by TYBG:

Guns are way better

Originally posted by TYBG:

Guns are way better

Let’s see if your guns will help you when I charge at you with my diamond-hard rubber-tough core-of-the-sun-hot carbon-nanotube-strong KIIIICK!!!

Spear has clearly never ventured outside in his life.

Say that again when my very presence becomes so hot it takes all the air from your surroundings!!

Let’s see if your guns will help you when I charge at you with my diamond-hard rubber-tough core-of-the-sun-hot carbon-nanotube-strong KIIIICK!!!

yeah I think a gun would definitely help me in that situation

Originally posted by TYBG:

Let’s see if your guns will help you when I charge at you with my diamond-hard rubber-tough core-of-the-sun-hot carbon-nanotube-strong KIIIICK!!!

yeah I think a gun would definitely help me in that situation

bitch cracker transvestite you won’t even get to see me, and even if you do, your bullets would either bounce off my diamond-hard rubber-tough core-of-the-sun-hot carbon-nanotube-strong leg, or melt, or crash, or won’t even get to reach me because of my hotness.

The hail of 5.56 rounds flying out of my m16 will make quick work of your bitch ass

In a real survival situation, the less weight you carry the better.

This is assuming you don’t plan to settle down near water. I took so much stuff thinking I’d leave most of it while out checking snares, fishing, gathering, etc.

Originally posted by TYBG:

The hail of 5.56 rounds flying out of my m16 will make quick work of your bitch ass

LOL LOL LOL
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
I don’t even have to do anything except stand still and your bullets will turn into sub-atomic particles once they get close to me

They’ll turn into murder case evidence as they exit the back of your skull

Originally posted by TYBG:

They’ll turn into murder case evidence as they exit the back of your skull

I admire your spirit but it doesn’t work with pussy weapons (guns).

Who needs spirit when you have guns

Rolby loadout

lol’dout

How long did it take you to place all those grenades

Originally posted by TYBG:

How long did it take you to place all those grenades

about 5 minutes

I planned it like it was an absolute apocalypse of some sort.

As for the shitloads of bug spray, I live in an area that has a shitload of Mosquitoes….